"You’re grossly unattractive by the way" the way my jaw dropped 💀

cody: thinks very hard to come up with a name

the name: “ Torpedo “

i miss when zade would put in slurping noises every time cody hunched over off the screen. i will not elaborate.

Best part of this video is when Cody just goes on a tangent about Kelsey doing ANYTHING and him being stoked about it. 10/10 tangent

Fun fact: My gf and I use "I'll be having that" in the goblin voice everytime one of us brings the other food! Lmao thank you Cody for giving us something to share and laugh about as a couple

6:58 Torpedo dumped Torpeda to date Torpedo? Thank god Cody gives us easy names so we don’t get confused

replacing someone’s antidepressants with vitamins is actually so grossly unhinged like holy shit

The “you rn” really got me, I AM just a rat eating lunch to this video

As a Jewish person, the comment on the two depressed Jewish people is absolutely hilarious. Best joke I’ve heard all week lol

I dated a guy once who was jealous of my relationship with my dog. That’s what ended the relationship (with the man, not my dog).
He still texts me every so often apologizing for how he handled the situation… and this was years ago.

making cody tiny while he’s angrily demanding/begging to not be made small has me in tears every single time

a dude loving a cat like that is such a green flag

for those who don’t know there are plenty of antidepressants that, if you stop them abruptly, could send your body into shock. replacing someone’s antidepressants with vitamins could cause actual harm.

the depressed jew conversion had me rolling LMFAO

The "ILL be having THAT" is my favorite inside joke

TELL KELSEY I SAID HAPPY MOTHERS DAY PLS <33

@16:00 cody just admitting he's happy whenever kelsey is involved <3

Cody’s like a little garden gnome that talks to me while I eat goblin food and find trinkets

The nice girls insults cut so much deeper than the nice guys

Gaslighting a person into thinking they are dating is the craziest, yet the most sophisticated form of gaslighting i've ever seen. I'll have to add that in my whacky repertoire