QUIT TELLIN ME WHAT A PRINCE ALBERT IS! I DIDN'T ASK TO KNOW WHAT IT IS!

Your weakness, it amuses me.

Toby, that would imply John has a brain to shut off.

Tanto was the indian assistant to the Cowboy hero The Lone Ranger. The Lone Ranger was a radio show from around the 1940s to 1950s

Fun fact: that ticket would be dropped like a hot skillet because it’s entrapment or fraud; “obstruct official police business or allow the officers to destroy a protected habitat” both of which are illegal, and as boss has no control over the situation then he’s either being entrapped or dnr is committing fraud.

I say this as a Brit who takes pride in the history of the Empire, that comparison is downright insulting. When the Empire made a land-grab we at least did it to our opponents face and gave them a chance to fight back.

FINALLY  someone caught the Hydraulic Rectal Dialator

Just Enough To Not Need To Google: It's a piercing in the hole. Hangs out the edge like a lip ring.

All you need.

8:46 - There's thing called "Prince's Wand", which is "Prince Albert piercing", with a sounder attachment

Day 6 of asking for a Worstpremadeever reaction. They are humous with jokes just under No Panic Button level of....whatever they are.

19:34 Boss has the time and money to fit them unlike the other guy.

First video reminds me of my time in Marine Corps combat training. We had 80 women, 8 stalls, and a compulsion to frequently drink water. Naturally, those 8 stalls weren’t nearly enough for 80 women who all basically needed to pee now . So, needs must and some of us took a chance with the urinals. It basically worked like peeing in a cup though we generally needed to be en pointe to use them as they were positioned slightly higher than the average or slightly taller woman’s groin. The only reason this was acceptable was because we knew those urinals had likely been scrubbed within an inch of their life with not very diluted bleach before we used them

Watching this gives me a few ideas.
Who all would help me in making a bathroom of mirrors? Just a mirror maze in a bathroom with only one toilet.

Had a enameling class in college with an awesome professor. She was ex navy and served back when women in the Navy weren't really a thing. She was super chill but had that aura that made my 6'4" self know not to f%$@ with her 5'0" self. Anyway I was the only guy in the class besides her male TA along with three other girls. One day one of the girls was late to class (I actually knew her from home) and when she eventually arrived, first words out of her mouth were "Theresa, what's a Jacob's Ladder piercing?" That kicked off a discussion among the four of them of every male genitalia piercing know to man with me and the TA just cringing more and more. The discussion finally ended with the bifurcation. No need to Google. Snakes have a bifurcated tongue. Yeah, that one broke us both.

Can I just say, I do so love how much torment John can influct on you with a single thought.

9:57 Also, heh, Toby death grip confirmed... 🤭

13:03 Originally a tool for interrogation. If you do the finisher on the Seraphin in Bayonetta, thats it.

Time for fun and pain.

Oh I'm here now

Sorry John doesn't have post nut clarity, he just nuts no clarity to be had.