And to think, all the 'characters' are actual people who work for him or that he has interacted with. Just wait for Father John to show up. 😁

The FMF stands for Fire Monkey Forge. I think no panic button is just their motto.

the entirety of NoPanicButton can be summed up in 2 phrases. "If you know you know" and "Dont ask questions you don't wanna know the answer to"

John a living version of Glenn Quagmire with morals.....gigity.

The Boss explains what a sounder is in a much earlier short (it vibrates). He actually made a little song about it to the tune of bear necessities from the jungle book.

"It's going where the poor guy pees."
"I'll shine it so it glides with ease."
"I hope after they use it he's all right."

"It's going where the poor guy pees."
"The thought makes me weak in the knees."
"For what she paid I would make her one with spikes."

Have fun~

A good dom researches safety before trying anything

Yeah, no one is ever prepared for this guy

15:12 to explain this one, bosses kids are homeschooled, and thus immune to truancy. So the cop was not only putting an underage individual into his unmarked car, while in plain clothes, he was also overstepping his authority

15:23 oh every single skit to my knowledge is something that happened

3:41You can practically see the innocence leak out of her ears.

21:44 Uh...Fun fact, that thing Joey Ray's holding? Yeah...That's a tool used to castrate Goats.
John's lucky to have gotten out of that...still whole .

I have to comment to this, (Love your reactions by the way).
1-As a prior service Marine, we know exactly how much the government can F-up a disaster response, for the record, i grew up and live in Florida.
2- As someone who has had to Catheterize themselves with no anesthetic, a urethal sounder....well i wouldn't do it, and you couldn't pay me enough to do what it would take for the mold.
3- being melted usually happens pretty quick, either because of heat or the acid getting to your lungs. Ingesting ground glass, on the other hand, long and painful for the week that it takes, and nothing can be done about it. My grandmother was a coroner, so i have a list.
4-And no, we are not going to ask how Joey Ray knows that
5- Supposedly, these are all things that have happened on his farm/around the forge/business. His explanation of WHY the truant officer was not supported is, fun.
6- That is a swishy ended butt plug
7- I have a 400ft water well, in winter, you do NOT want to stand in the cold water. (summer is a different story, its florida)
8- As someone who is now 47, he's not wrong.
9- That is exactly what the DoC is like, we have a saying in Florida, "Come on Vacation, Leave on Probation" and every state does it
10- Children should never have to know their parents are having sex, for reference, i will NEVER own a water bed, make of that what you will

A little bit of an fyi
All of the "characters" in his skits (Joey Ray and John) are based off of real people that work with him

17:00 first time i saw the short i immediately said "It has a flared base, I DON'T trust it" ... turns out my instincts were correct XD

Lmao 😂the look on 20s face when they talk about the man part around 3:50 perfect

The worst way to shuffle off this mortal coil is going spelunking and causing a cave in that buries you alive. To some this seems rather tame but this is the only scenario in which your cause of cessation could be drowning, smothering, crushing, inhalation of solids, inhalation of liquids, compartment syndrome, hypertensive crisis from any of these other listed causes, fear or panic, and you may shuffle off awake asleep or unconscious. This is no an exhaustive list either. These are just the causes that jump out in my mind first. An exhaustive list here might take longer than the life span of a spelunker who caused a cave in.

4:47 for that money it'd be easier to get a CT Scan of the part, 3D model and print it to create the positive, ceramic dip it to make the negative, melt away the plastic, then cast it out of Aluminium, and finish it off with a mirror finish

My "worst possible death" is ALS or Lou Gerhig's disease.

It destroys your body, one form attacks you muscles, the other attacks your nerves, eating away at you until you can't move, talk, got to the bathroom, eat, everything, until finally you can't breath anymore and suffocate. This can take years.

Now, the thing is, ALS doesn't touch your brain. So, you're fully aware the entire time. Watching your body whither to complete  uselessness and eventually suffocating to death.

Trapped, fully aware, in a collapsing body. That's my worst death.

Second time seeing the last one, still got me wheezing 😂

9:03 “I think I’ve found the unhinged”
Oh you poor sweet soul. THAT was tame for this channel.