That sponsor is so in character yet so outta pocket

Once you make a Tumblr account, it's like checking in to the Hotel California because you can never leave. Even if you delete your blog/become inactive, the sense of humor infects you for life. I've been on there since 2009 and I'm still active, mainly as a color blog but I still have my fandoms and I'm still a big fish in a couple of them because of the sheer amount of fanfiction I wrote for them, LMAO! Plus, PM Seymour's channel will keep the spirit of Tumblr alive forever.

The concept of a curated tumblr subreddit is so funny bc curating posts is like the main thing you do on tumblr

it is the most tumblr thing to have a very clear and obvious reference to the magnus archives and kwite's reaction is just 'yeah normal experience for a tumblr user'

I think in one of the Purge prequel movies, the first Purge fails because people just use it to do really minor crimes. So the evil government secretly hires a bunch of mercenaries to kill all the poor people instead. So the thing about the Purge overestimating the amount of violent criminals is actually baked into the setting.

At 6:51 Kwite misread the text “at the hospital” as “at hospital” and didn’t bother to reread it before accusing them of British.

was not excpeting a lovesence ad but here we are

on behalf of all tumblrinas, thank you for visiting our enclosure

6:29 in one of the purge movies its implied that the rate of murder is artificially increased by the project leaders to make it seem more effective in reducing crime

I work at a sex shop so when the lovense ad came up I was okay normal and then I had to do a double take cause it Was A Lovense Ad By Kwite lmaooo

the bisexuality thing was phrased so stupidly. the actual history behind the relationship between lesbian and bisexual labels is that for a while bisexual women used the words bisexual and lesbian on themselves interchangeably, but lesbian separatists were like "you can't have our word because you like men ewwwwww", separatists did not INVENT bisexuality 😭
-someone who studies queer history

ive been microdosing on tumblr through pinterest reuploads since i was 12. nice video kwite

I've been on Tumblr since 2011, and it hasn't let go of me yet. Your sense of humour is pretty much infected for life. My best achievement on this hellsite yet is being part of the group that bullied Alex Jones off this hellsite

i was not expecting that sponser

5:16 kwite I am sorry to tell you that that discourse is still very much active. It's died down, but there are definitely still a few people arguing aspec people are not queer unfortunately

Great video! Unfortunately I am doomed by the narrative and must die.

I could sense kwite dropped without the notification, he's got to my head

What the hell is that sponsor

1:50 yall wont believe me but ssamjung (Korean spice paste) grilled cheese or ESPECIALLY Mac n Cheese SLAPS so hard. its incredible. ur welcome.

12:18 the sheer horror mixed with inhuman excitement when i realized i have read this book. in fact, i have read this entire book series.
the locked tomb by tamsyn muir. all the things mentioned in the post are explicitly canon btw.