It's really disorienting when metroid music matches the aesthetic of your pacman game.

in this sequel to "The boy who cried wolf" we now announce "the simp who cried I beat the level"

The easiest way to tell when Simp is lying in a race of these games is when he willingly "spoils" segments of the game. When it's actually wild or crazy shit he keeps his trap shut on the details, but when he's bullshitting he explains at length.

Y'all remember when Pacman learned how to use force lightning

15:40 the camera just casually going back to pacman's dead body just got me.

Can't wait for the sequel to great quotes like "PACMAN?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" and "WHHHH, UGGGHHH, PACMAN!"

Sometimes I’m terrified of how Pac-Man is able to smile even in the worst occasions

20:32 top ten femur breaker moments

It's really weird, he didn't had to play any baseball minigames between the levels. That's really good rng!

this whole game honestly feels like a goddamn fever dream

I'm so mad I know exactly what animation was playing when simple said movin and groovin

It has really good platforming, and for a brief moment you feel like you're playing a successor to Pac Man World 2.
And then you get into another fucking arena and... You're playing another shitty game from the 2000s. What a fucking slooooog.

that god damng minus 8 ghost dance.

That dumbass shit Mark was doing around 11:40 had me crying. Big props to Mark and the editor.

Simple is some how the quietest and loudest person in every single race

The music at 15:57 fits so well with that cutscene and IDK how to feel about it.

It has been 2 years since this video came out and I still have no idea what "I was downtown with the fuckin' janitor" means, and nobody else has commented about it, so it will forever remain a mystery.

It has been 390 days since the penny was first mentioned on YouTube.
The penny has since grown to 2,521,728,396,569,246,669,585,858,566,409,191,283,525,103,313,309,788,586,748,690,777,871,726,193,375,821,479,130,513,040,312,634,601,011,624,191,379,636,224.00 times its original size!

Since then, the penny has come to be worth $31,771,831,081,501,659,233,133,184,385,649,394,166,978,046,391,180,434,101,338,460,659,848,050,570,710,597,343,249,994,347,242,502,348,221,935,788,798,648,314.54 in raw materials.
That is 370,344,225,218,576,282,004,116,847,950,220,237,405,036,092,681,902,717,115,496,685,625,924,356,809,775,001,086,956,455,848,496,355,615,129.22 times the 2018 Gross World Product .

The penny weighs 12,110,274,866,346,645,310,507,197,884,684,505,473,821,220,726,169,609,617,494,227,161,700,789,338,863,997,164,994,773,698,876,115,014,392,371,953,631,654.71 short tons.

The penny has a mass of 66,443,954,194,967,411,221,670,523,248,010,797,245,058,425,995,140,875,519,622,452,529,311,175,111,019,119,426,951,697,494,438,289,191,208,560,150,581,956,836,152,791,361,844,105,277,580,278,747,818,808,671,344,706,369,354,075,247,478,700,355,934,110,791,786,215,299,592,257,282,417,000,153,152,340,856,407,935,473.63 slugs.
That is 487,658,112,081,057,776,573,330,587,775,150,418,932,826,421,182,220,734,508,730,223,310,572,722,796,506,739,592,940,515,668,778,374,568,781,904,517,335,690,032,247,749,646,381,609,231,633,937,251,286,842,244,537,522,040,952,882,196,758,047,134,548,717,711,535,652,186,237,448.96 times the mass of the Sun.

The penny has grown to 101,109,459,571,476,168,815,214,571,295,537,446,243,348.61 lightyears across.
That is 1,087,198,490,015,872,782,959,296,465,543.41 times the size of the observable universe.

Beep boop! I'm a robot.

"Look at all those Eggman's robots!"

15:55 the ladder and music are perfect.