You have been selected for frontline deployment. Statistically you will not survive it.

The Departmento Munitorum briefing on every way the galaxy kills a Guardsman, ordered by how long you survive: T’au railguns, Necron gauss flayers, Orks having an afternoon, World Eaters counting your skull, Tyranid reclamation pools, Nurgle’s blessing, the Haemonculi of Commorragh, plus a lightning round for everyone else. The last army on the list is ours.

Subscribe and hit the bell so the Commissar knows where to find you.
Which of these would you actually choose? Answer honestly. It’s going in your file.

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