There was no assassin here. Coincidentally though, there was a bomb explosion, several gunshots, someone shot the security camera machine thing, and someone also stole the helicopter. Completely unrelated to that, our VIPs had to air jump out because of a freak alarm pull and somehow both their parachutes were cut up and they fell to their death. What a tragic accident.

I like the running gag of somehow getting to the next level directly by the way you got out of the last level

It’s so funny imagining Diana reaching out to 47, never getting any response, never seeing him on a single mission, never seeing him in real life, and just hoping the targets she sends him to kill actually die, because they do every time, somehow

I like to imagine that 47 has gotten so damn good at being an assassin, he wears the mascot costume to give himself some sort of challenge. Because how can a giant blue flamingo blend into any crowd?

I wanna complete Hitman as realistically as possible. No one can see me.
Proceeds to teleport into the sky to land perfectly on a moving train and killing the target through a wall with a grenade
Sounds about right 😂

"Since these guards uploaded their passwords on Google for some reason, I already know the code."
😂

15:26 Thanks for the shout out @OnionButter I really wasn't expecting it. ❤

10:46 47 has mad strength to travel all the way from Berlin to China only by that bicycle

3:56 hahaha, I’m just imagining 47 stopping right there, pulling out a phone, and googling “Hitman Dubai security safe code”

“This is a silent assassin, suit only run!”

Literally 5 minutes later: “So, anyways, I put on a mascot costume”

Challenge: Try to be invisible from everyone
Throws an explosive ducky the minute he spawns

13:58 technically, the poison causes an allergy reaction-like swelling in the throat, blocking the trachea and causing asphixiation that is A) lethal in about 3 minutes, give or take and B) can only be stopped by a tracheoctomy, which 3) most of the NPCs in the game aren't trained to perform.

Yes, that is the actual lore behind the lethal poison in Hitman.

Hitman with social anxiety

Now do one where every npc on the map has to see you, and you're just a loud unstoppable force of nature pursuing your targets

In the spirit of this challenge, they should make an outfit that automatically makes you suspicious/notorius (similar to the Auditore Cape in AC2).

And I don't mean the "Oh, that guy looks like bad news" suspicious, I mean, once they see you they'd act as if you're Makarov in that certain airport.

I saw you the entire video

You have real talent making these videos and actually got me back into playing Hitman. Keep doing what you're doing man

13:34
Fun fact: Don Yates is NOT the only one who drinks that wine! If you are close to him when they have their conversation, he drinks it, but if you are really far away, his wife is the one who drinks it! Note that I have not personally tested this, but I did see video evidence in a video from Cassidy Cope

I attempt this all the time but instead of hitman it’s me in a Costco

When I started this video I just assumed you wouldn't do train and that it was impossible. But holy heck if you didn't manage to find a way. Incredible work.