Ah yes, the tried and true "oops sorry, excuse me, oops sorry, excuse me, oops sorry, excuse me, oops sorry, excuse me" guard distraction method. Classic.

Getting abducted by aliens to avoid being prosecuted for murder is truly an expert strategy

"Yeah this really weird bald guy entered the building, did a bunch of climbing, then 40 minutes later the 2 richest guys at the party vanished, you think hes an assassin or kidnapper or?"

"Nah probably just like a barber or something."

Playing by the rules so well that you get abducted by aliens instead of tapping out? Respect

"What is your plan 47?"
"distract someone who lives underground to bring him to the surface so they can't see the corpses I throw away then leave with the help of my alien friends."

I love how one of your final obstacles in berlin was the cryptid man who lived under the floors

1:41 ah yes, the pinnacle of stealth: bumping into a bodyguard to stall him

I can already picture the CSI episode where they drag a victim out of the water, find the strange puncture wound and determine that the victim emptied their stomach prior to their death.

This man is carrying the hitman scene rn 🗣️🗣️🗣️

By being abducted by aliens Agent 47 hadn't left any single existing evidence including himself

1:52 this is incredibly suspicious and would be memorable and stick in the guards mind for suspects

14:44 I remember knocking all targets out when I played it and then killing them to see what would happen, and Jiao just literally talks to 47 at that point, saying "Expertly done, 47." knowing he's the only one left listening.

14:36 Seeing that briefcase curve the wall killed me lmao

1:46 love the idea that continuously rubbing up against a body guard to separate him from the man he’s supposed to be guarding who then mysteriously disappears is the behaviour of someone trying to actually get away with murder

3:00 The epitome of sneakiness: That thing you do as a kid, where you tap the person's shoulder then run off like a gremlin in the other direction when they turn around? Foolproof (even though I was always caught instantly, but that's just proof that I'm not an assassin, officer)

in all my years of playing Hitman 3 I had no idea about the secret exit at the gas station in Berlin 🕊

Imagine hiring aliens to extract you from an assassination mission.

Like we're not going to advance humanity to an FTL state or provoke worldwide discussions with the revelation of alien life, we're just using them for murder, and they're chill with that.

This guy is always doing something crazy. Either realism or with Elmo.

14:36 of course, the infamous heatseeking suitcase. always gets em.

16:18 "Psst, I see dead people"

- the guy probably