I stare at the video with doll like eyes and say nothing.

One time I broke my entire sheet because I tried to drag 'Frog' into my inventory. It turned me into a frog.

Vandalizing a character sheet would get you a stabbing at my table.

The weeb story is kind of sad because the vibe I'm getting is that weeb probably didn't have any meaningful relationships or events in his personal life, so is overcompensating with his DnD character. Not excusing him of course, because clearly he didn't have the emotional maturity to realize the world doesn't revolve around him, even a fantasy one.

I once had a sorcerer subtle spell suggestion on my wizard, but even though my wizard succeeded and knew the spell I had no idea that a spell was attempted against me even with a wisdom save. They tried to make me not go back to talk to the bandits about why they were doing what they were doing, I went back anyway and made friends with the bandits anyway. turns out they were coal miners whose mine got taken over by kobolds, and this was just some friends helping their leader, whose wife was sick and needed treatment, so I gave them an uncommon magic item they could sell to get treatment and then said I would clear the mine personally as soon as I got the chance. I had the lowest charisma in the party, and was a necromancer, but surprisingly had the strongest moral compass.

Ok, the little crab that fetches the new post is the best thing ever

That second story could definitely be a campaign idea. "A person has gone around slander the names of the hero's with different made up stories and sabotaged all their equipment so there stats are temporarily messed up and stole their most valuable stuff"

We must protect Shell, he's too precious and smol

I feel sorry for Bard in the second story, being labeled a prime suspect in that crap just because he was new.

There is one charisma check that is okay, deception. Some characters have secrets and blowing them up before they should be is a bad thing sometimes.

Won't lie, I thought the ending was going to be the announcement of new merch.

Aw poor Shell

And that cleric in the second story can suck a desk

critcrab: tries to be a cheapskate
shell: SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN...DEATH

This is another one where I’d like to hear both sides of the story. I cringe at the OP bringing out the ‘but my character wouldn’t do that’ to a quest hook (for all we know that ‘command’ was the last resort to OP being an edgy twit and refusing to come along on the quest). Then also refusing to RP the intimidation. Also when someone talks about how awesome they are at RP but accuses someone else of being a spotlight hog... Yeah, red flag. As is automatically writing someone off as a ‘weeb’ because they like anime. I’m not sure anyone even knows what the term means anymore.

Unpopular opinion: during the intimidation check from the first story, both players were acting cringy, not just weeb.

One of these days, CritCrab's going to fail his dex check getting away from Shel and we might just have a new host...

Im so here for the story of Crit Crab and the under pay worker Shell, cant wait to see where this go KSHSJDLD

If somebody just wrote “Grove St 4 Life” on my character sheet I wouldn’t even be mad

Every time Shell shows up, my dogs freak out. Thanks for that.

I'm surprised no one mentioned: on Roll20, you totally can set any page, including a character sheet, such that it can be viewed by all players but only edited by one.