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REACTION: Taylor Swift - The Tortured Poets Department .... THIS TURKEY IS DELICIOUS! 🤍 Part 1 🤍

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we're finally here divas...THE FIRST MEETING OF THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT!!!!! we're here with our chairwoman and wow...WOW...what is there even to say about this. I guess look forward to part II which I will post tomorrow. that surprise drop nearly ended me but we move

my other videos you need to watch as a primer:
we NEED to talk about matty healy AGAIN be...
we NEED to talk about joe alwyn AGAIN befo...
ranking the tortured poets department base...
we NEED to talk about the tortured poets d...
we NEED to talk about matty healy + taylor...

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00:00 Intro
04:24 Fortnight
08:49 The Tortured Poets Department
13:47 My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
16:17 Down Bad
19:22 So Long, London
23:35 But Daddy I Love Him
32:42 Fresh Out The Slammer
36:08 Florida!!!
38:11 Guilty As Sin?
43:10 Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me?
47:14 I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
49:11 ‎loml
51:56 I Can Do It With A Broken Heart
55:27 The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
58:17 The Alchemy
59:58 Clara Bow

20 Comments

@theswiftologist Creator 2 years ago Pinned

hi divas!!! it's here!!! who is feeling like a tortured poet ?? my full unedited reaction will be up on: https://www.patreon.com/swiftologist, part 2 of the reaction will be out TOMORROW!

@katelynnhammann5583 11 days ago

Came back here from the encore reaction video to cleanse my palette so I can hand heart again

@belometemvelo 1 month ago

Watching this in 2026, "Is this whole fucking record about Matty Healy?!" killed me lmao

@provacateur 12 days ago (edited)

i had to come back here to reset after showgirl: the encore

@Iforgotthatuexisted13 1 year ago

Joe Alwyn couldn't even get the lead role on his own breakup album

@hanaatsun 7 months ago

Revisiting this because nostalgic bitch

@dani-hx1hl 2 years ago

you not clocking the Matty songs out of pure denial has me CACKLING, so real 😭

@luckyb3ginner 2 years ago (edited)

The way "Does Joe Alwyn have tattoos" skyrocketed in Google searches after the title track dropped. Bro is NOT a tattooed golden retrieverrrr

@mistress_mercury 2 years ago

The rat was overcooked and the turkey was merely zapped in the microwave for a minute

@emmazen466 2 years ago

Taylor : who's afraid of little old me?
Zach : im afraid
Taylor : you should be

@mrm4734 2 years ago

THE FUNNY THING IS THAT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR HER TO COOK THE TURKEY ON THIS ALBUM INSTEAD SHE COOKED ANOTHER ANIMAL WHICH IS A RAT 😂

@magnoliaskogen 2 years ago

"Taylor Swift, who's never once moved on from anything in her entire life" 🤣

@Henke_Reboot 2 years ago

“I’m having his baby!…no I’m not but you should see your faces!” She needs to go straight to JAIL for that 😂

@imogenlucy1561 2 years ago

“We’re not doing Ratty Healy are we?” Baby, you have a storm coming! 😭😭😭

@kailarinet 2 years ago

“i support women’s rights and i support women’s wrongs” I DIED

@stephany_joaquin 2 years ago

"please leave me stranded, it's so romantic"
"how dare you think it's romantic, leaving me safe and stranded"
i am FLOORED

@forgottenm3 2 years ago

"is this folklore? is this fiction?"
6 mins in and we all started to ✨DENIAL✨

@martinam7806 2 years ago

This shows me how much we don’t really know her. The real her. She is much more complex and I think most of the time she is really like “Lights, camera, bitch, smile”

@just.amxrah 2 years ago

the ratio of ratty healy to heirloom turkey songs on this album perfectly represents how the two month situationship after your split from your partner of three years FUCKS you up and the two heartaches are inextricably linked

@annak7010 11 months ago

Rewatched this since the debut of Show Girl, and feel more strongly than ever that this album was a masterpiece. Her writing is rich and layered. Not to mention the lore.