The Italians adopted their cousin, the Greek.

Theo thinking prison could be in any way fun is hilarious

“I’ve always wanted to go to jail.” 😂 There are ways, Theo. There are ways.

“CAT SCAN IN THE HAT” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

All I hear is Michael Scott talking about his time as 'Prison Mike'😂

7:14 Theo just trying to fit in. 😂

“Sometimes you need some motivation” is such an underrated and hilarious comment about the Spanish people having to work out every day for a race war lmao

"was being in prison fun?" "fun." long pause. "no, I wouldn't say fun."

Quote of the day -
"You wanna torture people? God bless..."
-John Kiriakou

Theo perked up when he said “aryan brotherhood” LMAO

4:50 "i could tell ya some stuff...that could make it even" 😂😂😂😂

11:57 1- Admit nothing 2 - Deny everything 3- Make counter accusations. We all know some politicians and some countries that use the same method and they are very effective.

Not sure if anyone noticed but this guy has an amazing memory. The way he instantly recalls nаmes and dates, fascinating.

It's not about the time you do, it's the friends you make along the way.

We’re 12 seconds in and Theo starts with: “I always wanted to go to jail”
This man, bro 😭

"Shrimp boat to Angola...have you ever been on a shrimp boat!" Hahaha

I've always wondered why the mafia protected him. He wasn't jailed for the whistleblowing itself; he was sentenced to 30 months under the Intelligence Identities Protection Act after passing the name of a covert CIA officer to a reporter. I guess because his actions were seen more as an act of defiance against the mafia's nemesis, the government. Really interesting dynamics. You're not a "rat" if you're betraying the enemy.

1:36 “Pisces”🤣 it’s “paisa”
(pie-sah )

Man he was rolling with the Paisa’s lol

Theo having a mini existential crisis at 9:55 and dude just going back to NPC mode was perfect