THE LAST PLACE YOU WOULD LOOK FOR YOUR ENEMY IS THE HEAD INSIDE THE FOOT OF THE COLOR GREEN AND THE NUMBER SEVEN...Absolutely superb.

"He has to wake up tomorrow and think, I made Revolver"

I fucking love Mark Kermode. Especially in rant mode. The only film critic I have any respect for by far.

"Pithy but a bit rubbish quotes" great line

9:48 'numerical, kabbalistic, colour spectrum claptrap'
What a great turn of phrase!

Ray Lee Otter, the greatest actor of a generation.

" 2 stars out of 20 " Died of laughter right there.

"He has to wake up tomorrow morning and think: I MADE REVOLVER!!" Hahahaha damn so hillarious.

I love Kermode's Madonna impression!

I am so pleased that Mark defends Fire Walk With Me. Great movie.

I was forced to endure this movie by a dude I sort of knew. It's nice to hear someone sensible slag the movie off.

I remember hearing this review at the time and laughing then a few years later stumbling across this film on tv one night and it’s even worse than I could of imagined

Another reference to that horrific monstrosity that is "Sex Lives of the Potato Men"... I would LOVE to hear Mark Kermode's review of that film. I've been searching for it for months but only ever found written quotes from it.

That caller is crazy. He loved it, and then calls it a 2 star film. What the hell?

This review always makes me laugh my ass off and feel good

I saw this at the cinema in Finsbury Park/Holloway. The film suddenly stopped and everyone thought there was a problem with the projector - but that was the end of the film.

In an anthology of rib-ticklingly brilliant review rants this is as good as it gets.

@Svelter I'm with you. Kermode admitted in another review that he liked elements of Lock Stock, particularly after the Americans branded it as a comedy. As far as mindless entertainment, Lock Stock, Sherlock Holmes and even Snatch are good fun. It's when he took himself seriously as an auteur that things went south.

play this at 0.75 speed and kermode is every drunk guy that ever tried to speak to you during your lunch break

Totally sweet Sham 69 reference.