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Remember when TheOdd1sOut was talking about his work at Subway, he mentioned that he wants to meet the guy who beat up Jared more than Jared.

His “quest to get into smaller pants” apparently had a double meaning in the end.

Jared came to my elementary school to tell his story to our entire school. Afterwards he had every row exit the gymnasium in a line, and on the way out he gave every single child a hug. I remember thinking that was super weird, even at like 8 years old

I bet the only regret Jered has was getting arrested.

Sleep apnea doesn't make you fall asleep randomly. That's narcolepsy. Sleep apnea means you stop breathing multiple times throughout the night, which can lead to migraines and drowsiness. But it doesn't cause you to fall asleep randomly.

Superman deserves a hug bro, he had to go through shaking the hand of a future villain

Remember when he met the Justice League and shook Superman's hand?

Sleep Apnea is NOT falling asleep at random. That is narcolepsy.


Sleep apnea is basically when you stop breathing in your sleep. Snoring a lot and still being tired after sleeping all day.

Fun fact: The reason that the FBI did nothing when the recordings were sent by Rochelle is because the law states that if you record a person without their consent, even if they admit to a crime, it doesn’t count as evidence because they didn’t know or didn’t consent to being recorded

New drinking game: Take a shot every time he says the word "literally".

Jared ended his career the way it started he tried to get into smaller pants

When your worst decision isn’t agreeing to make an appearance in the movie Jack and Jill. You know you’ve done something diabolical.

I feel so bad for Superman. He had to shake his nasty, little hand. That's disgusting man 🤢.

I remember I mentioned Jered in a subway and it was literally like saying Voldemort lol

Honestly you'd be surprised how many people in the justice system don't hate predators

The real scary part is the jared boss in South Park the Fractured but whole.

As a Subway employee, I vote Adam Sandler to be the new spokesperson!

Jared truly was a monster

Let's remember that South Park: The Fractured But Whole added him as a late game boss fight (it's one hell of an uncomfortable battle)