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That means the Nigerian guy was the ONLY one who actually got to Texas lmao

"After you ride Greyhound, you realize dying?...not that bad!"

That is 138% fact.

"Tweety bird tattoos" was the most southern thing ever

Greyhound should have an ad campaign that simple says - "For an adventure you'll remember the rest of your life - go Greyhound."

As someone who twice a year (if not more) makes a 20 hour Greyhound bus ride from Texas to SC I believe his story completely. No exaggeration here.

I work security at a bus station, this guy is not even on the tip of the iceberg.

I'm from Oklahoma and I have no doubt that this is a true story

He was better than the crowd gave him credit for.

‘it’s a lot like the Civil War, if the South was fighting each other’ LMAOOOOO

The Toby Keith tattoo actually made me die😂

As a resident of okc, that was a perfect description

This dude's pretty funny. Most of the guys I've seen on This Is Not Happening so far I've known about other than him and Ali Siddiq. His Prison Riot episode is hilarious. This show's badass, can't believe I'm just now discovering it.

Delivery and jokes are on point, honestly floored the audience wasn’t more responsive.

As an ex Texas Social Worker, they probably still got the kids 😂

This is one of my favorite stories ever.

This guy has some of the best material right up there with some of the greats, he's got some pacing issues though if he would just slow down and pause after jokes, he doesn't give the audience a chance to laugh and as a result their holding it in so they don't miss something but other than that he's great

HAAAA-SVENYA-SKITTYSKEE-REDBULL-Whoooo- toby keith tattoo... I lost my shit right here💀😂

"I would never make fun of someone for having a stutter."
Literally the next sentence is "So, next to Stutters was [...]"

As someone who does not drive and has unfortunately taken Greyhound multiple times, this is 100% accurate.