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“Hey, relax, it’s just a game” has started so many fights, fueled so many heart attacks, over the eons.

My brother convinced me that I was adopted and that my real name was Roberto. 😂 To this very day, he STILL calls Roberto lol. That's probably why I found this video super hilarious.

Man it takes skill to be a "clean" ish comic and STILL kill it. Big ups, Steve!

As an adopted person who has always known, I *WISH* I would have thought of that last line back when I was a kid. I love Steve's outlook on life, he's a great comedian.

Who else fast forwards through the intro immediately?

The no punching in the face, kicking in the balls brother wars rule did not make it to my house lol

the geto boys reference was golden

The "Caw Caw" sound he makes is my family's call sign, if we get separated in a store or if we're at the park and it's time to go we just do the call everyone knows to round up...it started off as a joke to annoy and embarrass my wife, but one day while out shopping our   daughter didn't listen when we told her we would be over in the next aisle and she didn't notice us leaving, but when she realized we were no longer there she got scared that's when we heard "Caw caw" "caw caw".  So now my wife thinks it's brilliant.

"so we double team on em drop them MF B's on em" got my like

"Do you hear that...its Queen warming up in the bathroom" is the best smack talk line I've heard so far, fucking brilliant!

My childhood in its entirety.

This dude is so funny and energetic, one of the most underrated comics out there.

Dude I'm the older sibling and i told my brother he was adopted and he just went "bullshit i looke like mom but you are the only one in our family with blue eye's" so i wad like 'wait what'


Yeah he turned that around and for like 3 years i asked my mom if i was adopted

This dudes visual descriptions were amazing! You can fucking see the rooms and people in your head because he was that fucking good.

Are you even a younger sibling if your brother or sister does’nt tell you that you’re adopted?
I was convinced for years.

That was a good job with the ending. His story didn't have an ending but he managed to add more and give it one with the 'they picked me out. you were an accident' line. Great writing.

How has Bill Burr not been on this yet?

I love his wrestling references 👌🏽

This hit so close to home...I am the big brother!!