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10 Years Later: "I found a Storage Unit Full of Clooless Merch"

PAPA MEAT REACTION???? Never thought clooless would watch papa meat.

Btw, hope Droid gets better.

It’s weird having them watch Papa meat because both the Clooless podcast and Papa meat videos are what I listen to a lot.

5:20 I fully see why Droid thought Pezzy was reaching for a high five, I would too!! But the disappointment of Droid's face when he realized it wasn't a high five was so sad😭😭

bro that guy from storage wars that went YUPPP was a core memory watching with my parents omg

58:55 anyone's audio going weird around here too?

Edit: It's probably copyright, I know

imagine finding 7.5 mil in cash and being stupid enough to tell ANYONE about it

53:10

always remember the rule of three: 3 minutes without oxygen; 3 hours without shelter in harsh conditions; 3 days without water; 3 weeks without food

“i wanna hear the backstory to this” droid says as he’s talking over the backstory

my family owns a storage facility and pretty often, we get the stuff inside a person’s locker. the most likely cases are when the person just doesn’t want the stuff anymore so they sign it over to us or the person passed away and the next of kin doesn’t want it so they hand it over to us. more often than not, it’s just a bunch of random stuff like clothes, broken furniture, random knickknacks, etc. and yes, we did have a couple times where people tried to live in their units and we had to kick them out.

there are plenty of times where we don’t want to deal with the stuff in units left to us so we hold auctions.

edit: and yes, if someone who buys a unit at one of our auctions finds something valuable or money, they do not share even a portion of it with us, it’s all theirs.

we’ve also found pokemon cards, collectibles, broken phones and laptops, cash, and whatnot

and also yes that if someone doesn’t pay for their unit for a while, that stuff legally becomes ours to do what we want with

Syrup can’t go “bad” for the same reason honey can’t. It’s sugar content are too high. Sugar itself cannot support microbial growth. But syrup in particular can get moldy because it has water content in it and that’s what grows mold.

Need more Papa Meat. My two types of humor, Clooless and Papa Meat, combining.

Funfact: here in Canada we have millions of tons of maple syrup in those containers in storage.

58:55 Is it just me or does the audio cut out for the rest of the video here?

59:25 they said she was a traveling nurse, my aunt had a similar job and with her work she would travel to different places internationally to help in rural hospitals, she would be gone for months, sometimes years and she would keep her engagement ring, other jewelry and expensive accessories at my grandma's (her mom) because she didn't want to risk losing or damaging them, so I'm assuming the woman who had the storage unit was doing something similar

15:12 Y’all ain’t ever heard of the maple syrup heist?

absurd?❌️ obsurd! ✅️

26:50 I was working in a Navy hospital laboratory, the ER sent a sample through the pneumatic tube system like a bank. I open it and find a miscarried fetus. Thats illegal, immoral, unethical. The ER lost Tube privileges but had other corpsman from other wards run their samples for them instead. Thus not serving their own punishment and taxing other wards. Yay military excellence

16:55 went to google on this one. Apparently pure unopened maple syrup has a veeeeeeery long shelf life. Once opened it’s got abt 6-12 months of shelf life until ye sugars start to mold and go bad