Worked my ass off on this song and music video would mean a lot if you watched it - https://youtu.be/CqOnzEiSdD0

"are you an alpha male" "no i dont believe in astrological signs and stuff" is so beautiful its hard to believe it wasnt fabricated

bro "sorry im not into astrology" would actually be such a goated response to someone saying "yeah im an alpha male"

A bartender who cant name a single drink and a wizard who knows no spells this sure is an episode

No miscommunication will ever beat “I love Jesus” being replied with “there’s nothing better than a smoked Gouda”

“Ice and sage? What the fuck Seattle?” Is unironically one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

Dior looking into the camera every time it gets awkward killed me 😂

"Alpha? I'm not into astrological signs." This guy is unintentionally hilarious oh my goddd I'm cackling I love him

I actually rewind 10 seconds if I think Cody didn’t go on long enough

I want one elimination where the person walks off, then they just send them back out immediately with groucho glasses on

if ice and sage matched their names would make "ice age" and thats unironically the first thing i thought of as soon as the guy said his name

the "thank you" "you're welcome" after she ejected herself is CRAZY 😭😭

20:16 LMFAO Dan Schneider being used as an insult now is the best 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

14:49 Responding "I don't believe in astrological signs" to the question "are you an alpha?" is the most devastating burn you could unintentionally deliver - that was so funny.

Absolutely IMPECCABLE timing as always Kelsey’s husband

the one girl rejecting that guy for being a freshman then immediately getting rejected for being too young was too good

"Hi, im kirk im just another software transplant out of Florida" is gonna stick with me for years

I love how she specifically said Alpha wasn’t an astrological thing, and he followed it up with, “I was born in April…”

When the last pair looked like siblings I instantly knew they would match😭😭

HAHAHAHAHAH Dior looking at the camera giving us a little office moment is EVERYTHINGGG