“I’m a family bitch” is a crazy line

the fact that people on this show keep confusing astronomy with astrology is hysterical 😭

I feel so bad for Ashley. Imagine this as a real date. A guy you recognize from highschool just walks up to you and kisses you before the date even starts. He then proceeds to question and mock you about your major, calling it useless? What an asshole

"You have a very feminine handshake"
"You do too"

Destroy him, girl. Wreck him.

“She loves jesus” “me too there’s nothing better than a smoked Gouda” is my favourite part in button history 😂

I didn’t think they could have found a person worse than Jessica and then Stephen showed up and made her look like an angel in comparison

“You have a feminine handshake”
“Thank you, you do too”
I DIED.

Imagine becoming pregnant, carrying it to full term, giving birth, raising it, only for it to end up being Stephen from the button. Where multiple women eliminate themselves just so they can get away from you

I'd personally like to thank Cody for his service to us all as a cringe filter, because I can't handle the Button videos alone

the cheeses guy seemed so nice and chill, such a wholesome vibe

“You have a very feminine handshake, I appreciate it”
“Thanks, you do too”
Phenomenal

People comparing Jessica to Stephen is unreal. Like yeah, Jessica seemed a little shallow and self-centered but Stephen managed to make every girl uncomfortable and just gave off the worst vibes in general.

I love how everyone was hesitant to push the button because they wanted to stay, but when it came to Stephen, those girls couldn't get out of there fast enough

Stephen seems like a danger to women. Like a really unwell guy. Stay safe, Seattle ladies.

Her saying “you too” after he said “you have a feminine handshake” will stay with him forever… truly the ultimate diss for this man

I feel so bad for the cheeses guy, that's what I heard too and I was just as confused as him till Cody explained it. I would reject myself too and never come back to the show if that happened to me.

I'm impressed that the button found two of the most toxic dysfunctional people who will refuse to remove themselves from the dating situation. Yikes.

God, seeing Ashley furiously button herself away from that guy was so satisfying. What a terrible person.

The pure chaos that would ensue if the first girl and Stephen were matched together

the fact she was complaining about getting underpaid whilst working for a non-profit shows how much she’s really in her “save the world phase”