I missed 5 episode from season 2 due to low iq issues that I face so here they are: https://youtu.be/Yrt9ui9JAXM

Okay but what about:
“I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty”
“You can excuse racism?”

"arizona backwards is still arizona. It's a palomino." is probably the dumbest thing ever but it destroys me every time.

“You get this wrong one more time, I’m segregating the school” might be my favorite line in anything ever

Repeating “I didn’t get Inception!” then sobbing uncontrollably was my exact reaction to seeing Tenet twice. By the way, Tenet is a palomino.

"Uhh guys. What does a pregnancy test look like"
"It's like a thin piece of plastic with a thing on the end of it"
"Ok so this is definitely a GUN"

That is, in my opinion, the best moment from remedial chaos theory and Im kinda bummed you didn’t use that one. But still a fair choice as that episode has way too many great lines

"I'm gay. I'm legit gay. I'm for real gay." Is a supremely underrated quote. And leaves me endlessly wondering if Chang was being serious lol

i get that "this is a man who knows how to marry his cousin" is a great one, but another great one from that episode that people seem to forget is "now that´s a container for liquid"

Allison Brie imitating Christian Bale than breaking into tears really made me feel some type of way

I love the “ Fire can go through door stupid it’s not a ghost” and then the call back “Ghosts  can’t go through the door stupid it’s not fire”

“Troy sneezes like a girl!”
“And how about I pound you like a boy! That didn’t come out right...”
My personal favourite line of the entire show! also may I add I love how the comment section is just everyone talking about their favourite lines

I know that the scary story episode has a lot of funny quotes, but "'Gay marriage!' 'AHHHHHHH'"  will always the best one to me

If you dont choose the "streets ahead" quote from the chicken tender episode then you're streets behind

The fact it wasn’t the devil dean barging in and going “gayyy marriage” is slightly disappointing, but top notch video nonetheless

It is crazy that I know the general plot to nearly episode just from the one scene.

I'm almost offended there isn't a single "POP POP"

"I've been counting your bullets. One of us is out."
"Is it you?"
"Yes."
"Why would you tell me that?"
"To sound intimidating."

I´m bothered that "Annie is pretty young we try not to sexualize her", wasn´t in the video

The Dean and Troy are the most consistently funny characters on the show imo

Troy: This is wrinkling my brain.
Troy: this is wrinkling my brain.
Troy: THATs wrinkling myyy braaaain!