“What’s the capital of Ohio? Brittany?”
“O.”
She’s not wrong.

I died at "when I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist" PLS 😭✋

“omg she has no pulse”
“yeah i do”
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

As a physically disabled person, Quinn and Artie singing “I’m still standing” in wheelchairs is the most iconic thing ever

Sometimes, I genuinely forget that this show was a thing that happened, like, it actually was a thing, over a sizeable span of time, that people watched, and it had real teen pregnancy, fake adult pregnancy, the face of Jesus on a sandwich, Jeff Goldblum, half the world's supply of hair gel, Nene Leakes, and an emotionally-stunted manchild with a butt-chin who befriends teenagers and can't rap

Quin giving birth while vocal adrenaline sings bohemian rhapsody is the best television scene in history.

"25% showtunes, 25% hiphop, 25% classic rock" "A HUNDRED PER CENT GAY" gets me every damn time lmaoo

the way he delivers, "i have gym" with that sincerely concerned expression MURDERS me every time

"this is where our daughter or gay son will sleep" gets me EVERY TIME

I lost it when Brittney said “stop the violence” and she was stood there like 🧍‍♀️

"i wanna get married... now." "i have gym." I SCREAMED

sue's "i will get you a kitty cat" speech permanently shaped my humor as a teenager

sue-icide will get me everytime

"Turns out I don't have a gag reflex"
"One day when you're older that will turn out to be a gift"
I-

has a Irish accent, "go back to Mexico"

“Oh my god, I open my mouth and a little purse comes out”
I don’t know who came up with that gag, but it’s still incredible to this day.

“Hi I’m Kurt Hummel and I’ll be auditioning for the role of kicker.”

GOLD

I will always be baffled by how SEVERAL SEASONS of this managed to make it past a whole group of executives

Brittany: He discovered America
Finn: nods in agreement

When Brittany asks "is he your son?" followed by the eye contact between Matthew Morrison and Jonathan Groff and the recognition in Jonathan Groff's eyes will never not send me