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chronoir solves 3skm's worries | Nijisanji eng subs

ねむねむにゃんこ | nemu-nemu-nyanko

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#くろなん

thanks @/ichiyi25(twitter) for providing context about the ness nickname.!

Original video: 【3SKM襲来】新人にじさんじライバーの相談に乗るはずがモノマネ大会開催！？ #くろなん

Kuzuha: ‪@Kuzuha‬
Kanae: ‪@Kanae‬
Kitami Yusei: ‪@KitamiYusei‬
Kaisei: ‪@Kaisei_nijisanji‬
Sakaki Ness: ‪@SakakiNess‬

Notes:
12:22 *振る - To set up someone for a joke, putting them on the spot.. I think? Ness used the same word when he was asked for an impression
18:48 *口上 - A special type of introduction used during Kabuki performances.. I think??

Chapters:
0:00 Opening
[Kitami Yusei]
0:51 Introduction
1:13 Do you know KuroNan?
2:22 First impressions
3:42 How to address each other
4:08 Worry: staying healthy as a liver
5:10 Solution: we are not healthy
8:30 Singing tips
[Kaisei]
10:12 Introduction
11:16 Do you know KuroNan?
12:00 Can you do any impressions?
12:26 How to address each other
12:48 Worry: gaining muscle
13:00 First impressions
14:25 Solution: work out
15:27 Solution: you'll be skinny your whole life
17:11 Solution: talk to Usami
[Sakaki Ness]
18:10 Introduction
19:00 Do you know KuroNan?
19:55 Can you do any impressions?
20:38 Beatboxing
21:42 How to address each other
22:14 First impressions
23:08 Worry: the gap between butler and liver is too big
24:02 Solution: be yourself
25:39 Worry: how to provoke senpai
26:02 Solution: you already know
28:20 Singing tips

[Sources]
Lunlun's debut(1:15~): https://www.youtube.com/live/jDpZnGyg...

Subbed - Solving Oriens' worries: chronoir solves new livers' worries | Niji...

Subbed - Impression episode 1(FumiNoiR, Kaida): fuminoir returns: private questions with l...

Subbed - Impression episode 2(Chaika UberEats): impressions of chronoir | Nijisanji eng subs

Kitami/Lauren dating app(3:50:30~): https://www.youtube.com/live/T3p2TQK7...

Kaisei car crash(6:52:50~): https://www.youtube.com/live/mp_TQaH5...

Usami rescue(2:15:50~): https://www.youtube.com/live/FE6ohzxC...

Subbed - Ness introduction: sakaki ness debut highlights | Nijisanji e...

Ness beatboxing(2:51:05): https://www.youtube.com/live/ZCxeBzEl...)

Akagi/Ness name-calling(2:09:10~): https://www.youtube.com/live/QAUwkZRD...

Ness provoking Kuzuha(4:17:25~): https://www.youtube.com/live/sgA0T6Hq...

Feel free to correct me if you see any mistakes!
もし間違えがいたら、遠慮なくて教えてください！

Marshmallow(for clip requests!): https://marshmallow-qa.com/sleepyslee...
Twitter(short clips!): Twitter: sleepysleepynya

20 Comments

@sleepysleepynya Creator 2 years ago (edited) Pinned

Notes😺:
12:22 *振る - To set up someone for a joke, putting them on the spot.. I think? Ness used the same word when he was asked for an impression
18:48 *口上 - A special type of introduction used during Kabuki performances.. I think??

@aerak11 2 years ago

I like how they basically said "Oh we can't help you" to Kitamin

@re-lp6jt 2 years ago

kitami…. be the light of nijisanji…. eat and sleep well…

@maekim666 2 years ago

After Sakaki tells them that he's going to do Regigigas for his impression, you can tell that they are already laughing.😭

@faith2995 2 years ago

27:01 That's new, usually they'll always provoke kuzuha since most were scared from Kanae lol
But Sakaki is really unique and cheeky, I can tell that his gen mates are really a fun addition to NijiJP

@jessicaphipps5039 2 years ago (edited)

These two do seem to enjoy interactions most when someone matches them instead of cowering from them. Sakaki provoking that response out of Kanae was splendid. 😂

@ScaramoucheArcaneWisdom 2 years ago

I’m surprised that Kaisei’s problem wasn’t his driving in GTA hahaha

@nasan-z6i 2 years ago

I like kuzuha’s genuine questions abt his kouhai’s singing secrets lol Its good to know he’s keeping up with new livers bc he likes their covers. And Ness is incredible for “provoking” Kanae like that ( seriously? hara-pan? 😭)Thank you for the TL again!

@SasakiKanata 2 years ago

Thanks for the translation! 💜
I now oddly resonate with Kaisei's "how do I gain muscle when I'm skinny af by doing nothing and eating 1 meal a day?" because that's so me 😭

@YORUN_0 2 years ago

20:22 lmaoo kuzuha looks like he's having so much fun w ness impression, love that!

@kachikufrvr8818 2 years ago

24:44 this vamp is sooo cute 🥰 yeah i sometimes forget too that he is a noble vampire since he honestly does not act like it lol plus he almost never mentions that nowadays but it's so funny when he talks about his status so hurriedly like that, it's like he's embarrassed about it 😂❤

@pidgey_ 2 years ago (edited)

I cried laughing when ness said his favourite episode was the impression one hahaha and the clip with ness provoking kzh is incredible he really has a lot of courage and talent 😂 I never thought I’d live to see a day where a new liver would try and provoke knkn… 😂 3SKM is so cheeky~ they’re definitely great livers.

and… 25:55 …kzh’s precious laugh….I like it.

thank you for the clip and translation!! ❤️

@missbluebows 2 years ago

(Correct me if I'm wrong, I think I'm being delusional but...) I feel weirdly kin to Sakaki Ness. I feel like his oshi is Kuzuha and that Kuzuha liked him a lot because he was really speaking a lot during Sakaki's turn, it was fun to watch.

@28_futaba 1 year ago

That Regigigas impression was insane

@_skyfullofstars 2 years ago (edited)

Woooooow!! I'm so excited to watch this! I really appreciate the hard work!! ❤️💙

Edit: Ness just put a huge target mark (affectionate) on his back from his two crazy senpai! I hope this banter and fun interactions continue!!

@NOCEURAE 2 years ago (edited)

I feel so validated by our shared ~~unsalvageable~~ living habits & sleep schedule ,ChroNoiR 👐 Me — But poor Kitamin... He even got asked back for advice instead ww.
These senpais really love teasing their kouhais lmao, what a truly rare sight for them to "fight back" & it was even directed at Kanae ?! Power to Ness, even caught CNR off guard.
I adore 3SKM so much, I'm glad we got this episode ; ;

@Kunoichi4ever4 1 year ago (edited)

17:35 is so cuute, poor Kaisei gets third-wheeled on his own question 😂

@iridescentdemon 2 years ago

14:11, 27:00, 27:32 I love how Kaisei and Ness provoke them so strongly lmao I hope to see them interact more!! Thank you thank you so much for the translation!!

@asa_hira 2 years ago (edited)

Kitami asking that question to kuronowa is definitely not the right thing to do ww

Even as their fan,i also don’t have healthy lifestyle (on sleep) (still fixing it tho)

@Random-rl8ln 2 years ago (edited)

Thank you for subbing this I was just trying to watch their Og ep before but gave up cos the auto captions were so bad😭

15:35 HAHAH Kzh’s frankness is killing me hisnove liners always make me laugh so hard 😂
17:14 whoever did the editing I love u for the usami’s voice over that came outta nowhere, it was so good hahaha
20:19 I was so shocked by how good this was omggg
21:34 damn sakaki is Fr talented he’s so good at beatboxing wtf