“You wanna sue Green Peace? Oh I like your style Greg. Who’s next, Save the Children?”

The Roman Roy Show

Respectfully, i object to your choice for S02E05.

"Romulus, when you laugh, please do it at the same volume as everybody else. We didn't get you from a hyena farm." was the winner for that episode in my books.

My favorite is probably Connors eulogy for Mo

“Lester was alive for 78 years. But no more. Now he’s dead.
Lester’s wife is Maria, they were married for 15 years. And now she sad.”
💀 😂

Caroline telling Shiv it’s not all about her the night before her wedding is top 5 moments in the show for me

watching this video you wouldn't know that Connor Roy was interested in politics at a very young age

Ok no, I can't abide by this. How did you miss two of the most iconic lines in the series, back-to-back??
2x09 "You can't make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs"
2x10 "If it is to be said, so it be--so it is."

the fact that everyone is contesting which line is best from a number of different episodes is a testament to how funny and well written this show is

i think the funniest line in the show is when greg knocks the bell over in logan’s house and the maid walks into the room. Then Greg says “Sorry if my bell summoned you”💀

"Somebody could fit through that window. a small person, an attack child"

‘The service here is weird, and slow, and fucking my dad’ kills me every time

“You are a plane crash away from becoming Europe’s weirdest king” is my fav! “Hurry up, if Roman marries her, he’ll invade France!” hahahaha!

I respect your choice for 1x03, but mine hands-down goes to Tom saying to Greg:
"Are we on the poop deck of a majestic schooner? Is the salty brine stinging my weather-beaten face? No? Then why the fuuuuck are you wearing a pair of deck shoes, man?"

I still can't get over the scene where Greg told Roman tha he was "wildly regarded as a horrible person", and how the hell is "I apologize if my bell has summond you" not on this list

When Tom ate Logan’s chicken his reaction is so simple yet Brian’s delivery is sending me everytime
“…what the fuck?”

My favourite from all episodes, in season 4, from Logan: "Someone needs to suck off one of the external directors. I'm getting worried about the board. Hugo, go put your lipstick on."

the full thirty seconds of describing the wine only to land on "it's not good, the wine, is it shiv." is sending me. peak wambsgambs right there.

S02E05 has my favorite Tom quotes: "king of edible leaves, His Majesty, the spinach" in the middle of the Pierce dinner.

Roman accidentally buying Hearts instead of Hibs as a plot point and then never being mentioned again in the whole series is a brilliant commentary on Scottish football. My Hearts supporting family would be proud (they have supported Hibs all their life)

"Do you have a fetish for nearly killing dad? Like just the tip but for killing dad?" 😂 when I heard that line I think I died of laughter and rewinded it like 10 times to laugh more