"Is he dead"
"hard to tell given his IQ"

"Working with you has been the lowest point in a disappointing career" never fails to make me laugh.

Every insult sounds like a poetry 😂😂

‘Thank fuck you’re here, I’d never have thought of that.’😂

6:20 One of his best zingers ever 😭😭"Bringing you up to speed is like trying to explain Norway to a dog."

"You drank for England" is such a good gut punch.

I laughed pretty good when he barked at Cartwright to scare him😂

“But they’re MY losers” The veiled threat in that statement, to Tavener, is awesome. Similar to when he says to Duffy, after Min’s murder “the mistake you made was forgetting he was one of MY Joes” Even a thug like Duffy is aware (in the books, at least)of just how capable Lamb is and Duffy looks suitable concerned when Lamb says this to him in the car.

"You drank for England."

Cartwright sneaked a good one in though…

Lamb:Name me one person who’s got a grudge against penguins!

Cartwright: … Batman…

😂😂😂😂

"I think you should call it"

"thank fuck you're here 😮"

"Why would anybody kidnap Standish?"
"Maybe they have a death wish"

i'd very much like to see jackson lamb and malcolm tucker have a go at each other. would be some sight.

if i worked for him and he spoke to me like that i wouldn’t even be upset, i’d just be taking notes 😂

5:54. It’s cute that despite how much Lamb seems to dislike most of the Slow Horses he still has a soft spot for Standish most of all

First season was pure gold ❤

“Why did you tell Standish where I was” ?

“Because she insisted, and she’s part of Slough House”.

“Well so is the shitter, but I don’t want it following me around” 😂😂

I am 2 1/2 days away from retiring as a teacher after 45 years. I would love to stand there with these insults as they are genuinely spot on.

"Whatever the f**k that is..."

That just kills me, lol

"Is he dead?" "Well it's hard to tell given his IQ" at that moment I knew I loved this show 😂