“Terry, where is my STAPLER?!!!”
rips office in half
[…]
”Yep, he’s a wizard”

Rogue: was...was it worth it?
Wizard: Terry my guy I can point at things and yell FIREBALL! and they explode, you bet that platinum ring of Dex +5 you stole it's worth it!

"The wizard raises his staff, and chants..." That song will never be 'not awesome' to me.

HOCUS POCUS YOU CAN NO LONGER FOCUS!! I CAST... ADHD!!!!!!

8:45
Who knew all it took to make Twilight a great love story was to add a dash of Hellraiser?

"You stand before the Council of Eldritch Judgment." "The Council has rendered its verdict upon thee!"
[Wholesome, useful, and overall just really good advice/points]
"The Council has SPOKEN!"
WOOLOOLOOOOO

5:42 this guy is why Gandalf also use a sword

3:42 It would be awesome if someone made a video game with this type of plot.

i love the wholesome ones like "have a happy birthday" 1:31

15:50 I would love a sorcerer version where the party is just traumatized but the sorcerer happens to have careful spell

"I know how Shops work" give me 'Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does' vibes.

Fun Fact!

There's a Monster Manual-style book that has real world diseases reimagined as D&D monsters and figures.

It's called the Bacterionomicon

3:14 I swear, this part is just HighSchool DxD with extra steps.

One Shot Bards has got to be one of my favourite collabs to date

The Wizards Staff has a Knob on the End.
--Sir Terry Pratchett.

6:20 ...yet by that point you will have realized that she is unworthy of the gifts you have to offer her.

These videos always make me laugh

Still love the Batman bit, specially since it implies that the grovely voice comes from the trauma.^^

"It is I... Ozempic, Lightener of the Heavy!"😆

WHOOO! FINALLY ENOUGH SHORTS FOR WIZARD TIME 3!!