I love games that look like they'd be on a tv in the background of a Law and Order episode

I love them trying to build up a whole mystery about CORAL SNAKE when there's, like, four characters in the whole game.

Poster for something called "The Corporation"
Every character proceeds to refer to it as "The Company"

"I once called the police on a friend of mine who ran a meth lab that I ran."

"Paolo is what happens when you run 2 languages through Google translate at the same time." Beautiful.

"Paolo not here, I'm a mistake" Oh God. It's becoming self aware. 🤣

I think the fact that the devs put 80 seconds of un-skippable dialogue directly after a 75 second wait for a crane to move shows they were deliberately and with pinpoint precision, being assholes.

I feel like we should get a “sorry Katie” counter going

24:37 "fuck bitches, get Hubbardium"

I love how Civvie cracks up at his own line. Also I want that on a shirt

Don’t you just love how the herpetology lesson from Katy is much more interesting than the actual story of the scene going on in the background

" I understand the logic behind it because I once called the cops on my friend who ran a meth lab that I ran." civvie confirmed for midwesterner

Fun fact: I work with a guy who speaks almost 1:1 as Paolo and with all the weird things he told to me throughout those last few months, I honestly can't tell whether he's a bookcase of a legit intelligent person with a rich & valuable inner life, who just can't express themselves with their limited vocabulary (Portuguese being his native language and very broken English his second)... or if he took way to many drugs in his youth :D

The voice acting of this game makes me think it was done by people high on hubbardium.

"I can't leave without my buddy Paolo..."

"What's your superpower?"
"I can become bulletproof and partially invisible."
"Bro that's amazing you for real?"
"But only when I'm leaning awkwardly to the side."
"GET OUT"

"Is it a T Pose even if he's cut in half?"

I guess it's more of a + pose.

The player character might be written like a distillation of an angst filled teenager's diary but god damn can he swing a hammer.

Here in Italy the cutscene with Paolo is legendary for how bad it is in both languages ! it's an honor too see you talking about it Civvie!

Civvie: "This is still just the opening cutscene"

Me: "Holy fucking shit"

I swear to god i get ptsd when i hear “A lot of these areas are copied and pasted, whole hallways, rooms so it gets a little confusing”