I might be a professional at cranking it

5:30 this is an old form of labour used on prison, it's basically half filled with sand and has paddles connected to the crank, the idea was that work would make you a better person so it was work for works sake.

Shinji, crank that Soulja boy

You are the first youtuber I've seen realise how OP momentum decay is, so many went into the bonus maxing and would constantly spin the momentum up every time it ran low rather than realising they could just let the wheel keep spinning for ages.

I think a part of the reason for that is decay is always less than 1, so it seems less appealing than things promising increases.

Love watching Cade crank it till he almost passes out

6:28 Cade... YOU CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

"If only it used my real life stats I'd already be out" is brazy cade

I can just imagine him turning on the autocranker, walking into a store and money just materializing in his hands when he needs to pay

0:21
That's about 100 times a day for roughly 28 years, if you're curious.

''if i get my hands on this little pole i can crank it faster''-cade

The skill check duration might have been good to invest in as well, so you could get the max level bonus to stay longer. But dang that got silly FAST once you found the momentum decay and other such effects.

8:01 I knew Louis CK never got truly cancelled

At least he figured out what momentum decrease does, unlike DF. I do not understand how it wasn't immediately obvious to these guys.

cranking it reduces the risk of cancer

"my crank gets crunk"
faint lil jon noises

Never in my days did i think i would sit here and watch someone crank it for about 23 minutes

How dare YouTube hide this masterpiece from me for 21 minutes

A fitting game to play for your 1 million subscribers

10:18 wo wo wo wo is tuff

"Shinji! Crank that Soulja Boy!"