"I'm straight!"
"You were not yesterday."
*suggestive wink*

He came into court in that shirt and they all thought he was straight

Micos: I'm straight!
Carlos: You were not yesterday.

"You are so gay, you big parfait, you flaming one-man cabaret!"

Has got to be the best lyric in musical theatre history

imagine if all courts were like this, jury duty wouldn't be so boring!

"No, maybe you should do it one more time..."
"Please"
Omg I'm dying! 😂

They should've gotten Warner to do the bend and snap in front of Nicos

the subtle reactions of every single person in this scene are amazing

I'm just pissed off I can't watch this in higher quality.

IM HERE BECAUSE LEGALLY BLONDE IS A GODDAMN GOOD MUSICAL

I'm gay and honestly not offended. Granted I'm female, but honestly I think it's a good thing. They never say being gay is bad. The lyrics are literally "neither is disgrace" in fact it's almost a positive thing in this song. Sure it's a bit stereotypical, but honestly what isn't these days?

OMG I love when Nikos is just like "...cleaning the pool..."

I'm Callahan in a school play lol, we had to cut this song and me and my best friend practically cried in the corner

6:15 THAT PAT ON THE HEAD I'M DYIGNGG

This is required viewing every pride month

"Which is why you clarify to the court what exactly your duties were as the pool boy"

"Cleaning the pool"



Pfft!I would have said the same thing hahahhah

This is basically just the Supernatural fandom arguing over whether Dean is gay/bisexual or not.

Ok but idk if anyone has noticed this bit when Emmet is question the guy, when he asks for his boyfriends name and lift his jacket up showing his butt and catches the guy off guard, exposing that he’s gay. Someone else said that that’s his version of bend and snap

as an LGBT Italian person, that's really stereotypical but honestly so hilarious

I'M STRAIGHT! !!

not yesterday