"did you see it?"
"see what?"
"maybe you should do it again..."

“But if he’s straight, I’m free at 8”

Judge seriously just took her shot right there

“I’M STRAIGHT!!”
“you were not yesterday.”

chokes on tea

*this song exists*


all fandoms: its free real estate

I love the fact that they both actually take gay hints from him while simultaneously taking standard European actions as gay.

"I ' m   g a y"
I thought you were European

The "Is he gaaaaay... or European?" line had me rolling the first time I heard it. It's such an out of nowhere defense and yet it makes so much sense. And holy crap the orchestra accentuates everything perfectly, especially the "You lying B*STARD!" part! XD

"Im Straight!"
"You we're not yesterday"

spits tea wOt?!

I like that the line "Depending on the time of day, the French go either way", insinuates that depending on the time of day the French are no longer European

Me, wearing pointy shoes, a shiny shirt and being european

Sweats nervously

Why is this so catchy? It’s the time and everything, lol, also I love how they’re building up ideas, then when he kisses that lady’s hand, they’re all like “DAMN IT!”

lol I don't think I could sing this without laughing within the first 3 seconds

it's a pity that Carlos, the boyfriend, sang his part an octave lower than other versions. I think it really makes the song shine in the end

The move of saying "And your boyfriend's name is?" is so good because most straight people would not make the mistake of saying a name, but would get really insecure and angry.

Fun Fact: In the german version of this song, they had to change it a bit because Germany also is european. So, they changed it from 'Gay or European' to 'Schwul oder Franzose' which means 'Gay or french'.

This crowd is so dead. I’d be crying with laughter a few seconds in

it's so cool that they let kids sing this song. most kids productions i've been in were homophobic and wouldn't even let a girl play a male lead if it meant that she'd have to act all lovey dovey with the other female lead
(like in aladdin or cinderella)

I CANT STOP WATCHING THE GAY OR EUROPEAN VIDS!!!!!

I love how the play pokes fun at gay people, europeans, and straight people all at the same time.

i personally love how guys can kiss eachother in a platonic way in europe :)