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Two Hot Takes

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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host ‪@MacDoesIt‬ aka Mac Kahey!! We have an assortment of absurd stories that bring chaotic energy. I mean how else do you explain a mom wanting her daughter's boyfriend to call her "peaches" or a new dating tactic called Shrekking?! SHREKKING! Buckle up and get ready for these ones my friends. Can't wait to hear how you would handle these ones!

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Index:
00:00 -- Start
2:55 -- Story 1 My mom wants my boyfriend to call her by a pet name..
14:52 -- Story 2 Am I overreacting for walking out on a first date with someone that basically told me he was trying to date uglier people on purpose?
22:25 -- Story 3 AITA for using my wedding Veto on my fiance's sister after he used his on my close friend?
36:50 -- Story 4 AITA for planning to confess my feelings to my married manager?
58:51 -- Story 5 I [32M] have been sleeping with my best friend [32F] and for 2 weeks and I think we've been dating for 10 years and never realized it
1:14:05 -- Story 6 AITA for telling my friend that her "free" wedding is unrealistic?

Story 6 Option: My partner 38F confessed to me 37M that she frequently fantasizes about settling down with her childhood friend.. IS COVERED OVER ON OUR PATREON!!: Patreon: TwoHotTakes

Story Links:
Reddit: my_mom_wants_my_boyfriend_to_call_her_by_a_pet
Reddit: am_i_overreacting_for_walking_out_on_a_first_date
Reddit: aita_for_using_my_wedding_veto_on_my_fiances
https://www.reddit.com/r/AITA_Relatio...
Reddit: i_32m_have_been_sleeping_with_my_best_friend_32f
Reddit: aita_for_telling_my_friend_that_her_free_wedding

20 Comments

@deanwinchesterproblems 2 months ago

Story 3 "A healthy amount of conservative" but thinks a woman not wanting children is unnatural, thinks a dress that covers 80% of a woman's body is inappropriate, and has a problem with a woman for being "too involved in politics." I agree that "healthy" may be TOO healthy.

@kinderdozier5380 2 months ago

The free wedding is extra funny because you’re relying on other people to ACTUALLY pull through..

@CanadianChipmunk 2 months ago

Story #3- my first thought was oh the sisters gay and OP is secretly a homophob, "the my sister was right about you" kind of sinched it for me

@badassmillz_ 2 months ago

Macdoesit is so naturally funny. Everytime he laughed, I laughed lol. Great guest, and nice episode

@reptilemommy 2 months ago

53:33 I don’t buy this story ONE BIT lol I feel like she got told she’s unhinged and made up the second half to try and comfort her ego

@maeyo_ 2 months ago

40:14 I literally want to vomit at this story. This was like that one Reddit story read by Shayne in Smosh Reads Reddit Stories where the neighbor lady fell in love with this married man thinking he will drop everything (his PREGNANT wife and kids) just to be with her. The interactions were just him being nice 😬 this was also after she had broken up with her boyfriend. So I'm thinking the feeling of grief and/or heart break makes some people absolutely DELUSIONAL 💀

@sherlockwolf 2 months ago

how dare the manosphere try to be slandering shrek in this way. shrek is a god among men and they wish they could be as hot as him

@DiMagnolia 2 months ago

49:39 LIES!!!! LIE-ZA MINELLI!!!!! This girl is writing self-insert fan fiction!!! I do believe the beginning about her being delusionally into her boss but the update is CAP. I call BS!!!

@habibyyacc 2 months ago (edited)

Story 4 I don't believe the update 😂 she made it up to save face😂
NOW SHE WANTS TO PROTECT A MOTHER AND A CHILD? did she grow morals in a month??

@ckee8437 2 months ago

The free wedding - OP is the AH for saying this at the time she was first announcing her engagement. You let her have her delusional day of happiness then PRIVATELY tell her you think she is going to be unhappy with the outcome. If friend doesn't get it, then you point out that it would only be free to her but would put the strain onto friends and family instead.

@thislycantomboy7087 2 months ago (edited)

STORY 4: bruh the update, I hate to say it, sounds so fake. I remember this story being covered elsewhere and ppl were like ‘Girl Please Seek Help’ so it would not surprise me at all if OP concocted the update to seem more rational. because the jump to ‘he’s trapped in a loveless marriage I need to confess my feelings’ to ‘actually i don’t want to be a mistress’ is kinda. suspicious

@dialatedxpupilzx 2 months ago

When the guy said he was "Shrekking" on a date with her, she should've responded with " OH! Me too!" 😉😎

@evangelinemontoya5750 2 months ago

The girl with the boss.. I don’t believe her AT ALL. She looked evil and delusional so she changed the story to not look dumb or the bad guy

@anghus57 2 months ago

About the free wedding story, the problem with having friends do the labor like photography is they won't be able to celebrate and enjoy the wedding themselves.

@christ3857 2 months ago

I can't be the only one that thinks the OP in story 4 is lying. They must have been extremely embarrassed by the reactions they got from their post, and fabricated that entire update. I could be wrong, but the way it's written and the inferences made with only the context provided in the first post are too extreme. Almost as if they needed to create a villain so people would see the story as "A naive pharmacist dodges a bullet from her predatory manager" instead of "A naive pharmacist thinks they are in love because of a shirt sleeve".
Think I'm crazy? Remember, it's reddit 😅 I could be right

@ammiethehammie3521 2 months ago

I have two kids and I'm currently pregnant with our third. Know what I dont do? Judge other women for not wanting kids. Children are a huge responsibility and there are too many horrible moms out there. I would rather a woman who doesnt want children not have them then put another kid in a shitty situation. I cant imagine having a problem with a woman choosing to do whatever the hell she wants with her body.

@ceratonin719 2 months ago

Am I the only one who thinks the person who's in love with her manager is BACKPEDALLING

@LeahWalker192 2 months ago

50:16 I swear like other commenters, this is NOT how this story really ends! It sounds like she wrote a new updste to save face!

@laurelsamuelson3764 2 months ago

Dude, the woman who thinks she has a shot with her married manager sounds like that lady who posted the TikTok saga about being in love with her psychiatrist and having AI psychosis