"You don't have some sort of deadly disease, just drink more water."  Damien giving real doctor advice right there

That Trump impression was on point

1:47 I'm on r/TattooAdvice and you wouldn't believe the number of people who put a photo of the most rancid, putrid flesh rot and will say, "is something wrong?". And everyone, correctly, says "Hospital immediately!"

As Someone who took livestock classes: NO Blood in Eggs is NOT SAFE to eat!!!! A little blood is ok, but what was in 5:26, is not okay! Throw out your eggs if you end up with an egg like that.

5:29 That’s Why You Don’t Crack The Eggs Into Whatever You’re Cooking!

"I think that's super cancer." "I'm not a doctor, but I think that's going to kill you to death." lmao, Damien! You, to this day, make me laugh.

10:00 lighter expert here. It looks like OP has got the flame set to 'W' for wumbo. My suggestion is to change it to 'M' for mini and see if that fixes the problem.
I hope this helps.

4:36 hexagons are the bestagons<3

6:10 Can we give it up for Damien’s trump impression? Dang good!

Interesting fact of the day: Not all cats purr. Cats that can roar are incapable of purring due to the ossification of the hyoid bone being what determines which vocalizations they can do.

7:15 a gerbil I had got part of the skin ripped off his tail. We called an emergency vet for advice and he told us just to keep an eye on the lil guy and the exposed part should fall off within a week or two

27:00 No, it's not okay. The eyes are popped out, the red stuff is innards and according to the person who posted this the rest of the body was just gone.

My wife at a lemon whole when she lost her sense of taste during Covid. She figured if she can, she might as well. At least get some entertainment out of it. My kids and I didn't get that symptom, just my wife.

as an arizonan myself, yeah the heat is terrifying, and the little humidity we do get during monsoon season can be brutal. however, phoenix tends to be way hotter than 107 (usually about 10 degrees hotter than that). so yeah no wonder the thermometer melted

26:55 Damien’s laugh just fills me with this childlike joy and I love it

9:15 - There's a weed shop near me that has a vintage cigarette dispenser (this is in Washington State in the US so it's legal btw). To make the cig dispenser safe and legal, they modified it so putting a quarter in no longer does anything (with a brass sign by the coin slot explaining this) and instead you go to the counter and buy a token a bit larger than a US quarter. It's basically a brass arcade token and has a Grateful Dead logo on the heads side and a weed leaf on the tails side. This is so they can card you at the counter to make sure you're old enough to buy it (21 in the US), but also because they put hand rolled organic blunts in there that are worth more than a quarter each, I think they charge about $5 a token?? I don't smoke my weed, I eat it instead, so I'm not sure. It's super cool, and they even kept the "9 out of 10 doctors recommend this cigarette" ad from the 1950's on the side!

0:15 YOUR REDDIT IS TAKING TOO LONG

Fun fact, some grey hairs are actually clear! they slightly reflect light, so if one of your 'gray' hairs sparkles under direct light, it's actually clear.

6:10
Not the Donald Trump voice XD

Here's something mildly interesting: although I have been watchin Emkay for years I have never been on reddit.