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Even though the movie is explained step by step, I still don't understand wtf is going on

This movie was so bad that my disabled father of 17 years got up and out of his wheelchair to turn this movie off. When I said “it’s a miracle” he responded back “ it ain’t a miracle and I ain’t your real dad” Thanks Space Ice

How dare someone out-stupid Seagal in his own film
'Seagal wants to kick his ass but he's tired from all the walking his body double did"
😂🤣

I lost it when the french ambassador and his family exploded into the air 😂

"He's tired from all the walking his body double did" 🤣 That's just too damn good

I like how he talks about the body double like he's a another star in the movie 😭

Filming took 28 days. The director later said "the story was confusing because there were four writers on the film and things were left over from draft to draft. I pointed all this out to the producers, but they did not care. Also, the producers cut scene number 101 from the shooting schedule that played right in the middle of the film it caused a domino effect before and after. That scene was the tie-up in the movie. I talked until I was blue in the face trying to convince them the decision was a huge mistake. They did not care.

Yep that's a typical seagal's film production. 🤣

Seagal saying "asshole alert" as the camera zooms in on his face is a god tier freudian slip

Guy: "how about we use nerve gas?"
Seagal: "It might kill the guy we're trying to save."
Guy: "I finna kick your ass."
Guy: walks over and gets pwned by guy sitting in like. 5 sec
Guy: goes back over and sits down
Rest of group: "I guess we're all done here, good meeting."

Utterly absurd scene

Actual actors: Use stunt doubles for dangerous, complicated stunts.
Segal : Uses stunt double so he doesn't have to get out of a car and walk 10 feet.

He could have saved 30 minutes of movie and just paid a prison official cause thats how we roll here in South Africa 🤣

3:44 "They bring him to the Black OPP guy" 🤣🤣😂🤣😂

I’m impressed by this movie. It really stands out from Steven’s other movies. No strip club and he didn’t bang the best friends’ widow or the other woman?? Mind Blown!! 😂

Space Ice’s unrelenting annoyance with Seagal’s latest nonsense always brings a smile

It's gonna be a sad day when Space Ice runs out of Steven Seagal movies to make fun of.

A friend of mine actually worked on this film🤣 He said the crew eventually stopped caring and started hiding a little green frog in all of the scenes. I couldn't be bothered to watch the film, but I've always wondered whether they managed. Has anyone watched the movie and been able to pick it up?

"The movie never tells us" is the most frequently uttered statement across all Seagal movie reviews.

Time for our weekly Sensei Seagal "Top 10 Signature M.O" checklist:

1. Seagal shooting without looking ✅
2. Eye candy young enough to be his daughter✅
3. Thinner body double
does the walking for him✅
4. Seagal fights someone while sitting in a chair✅
5. Seagal patty-cake fights someone and wins without a scratch on him✅
6. Seagal is a former Special Opps (sorry,Ops) agent✅
7. A scene dedicated to someone talking about awesome he is✅
8. Incompetent police/F.B.I/C.I.A✅
9. Seagal executing innocent bystanders for no reason✅
10. Seagal gets negative points✅
11. Incoherent mumbling✅

Yup. Everything checks out. Did i leave out any?

Steven is amazing. No other man could wash this much money for 30 years for the mob and get away with it. He’s really the best actor of all time