"...Master Bogdanoff, she bought the dip."
"Dump it."

The fact that her avatar is incapable of showing sad emotion and always look happy all the time just makes it even funnier

Saku invests 2 million and only gets back  barely 1 million

Stinks ↘️

She bought?

Dump eet.

The fact she's close to 2 people (Belmond and Shiina Yuika) who's basically personification of good luck makes her misfortune kinda funny.

Sasaki Saku joins /biz/

I believe Belmond came in and saved her? He checked the prices in his game and the turnips were 190 something...

Libertarians when the central banks make the money printer go brrr

Would be hilarious if the price actually got lower and lower because the other villagers just picked them up and sold them lmao.

After this her husband helped her and everything was fine tho

her new desk seems like it's made of stronger material than before. it haven't broke after getting hit many times by our sumo wrestler

This is the perfect embodiment of /biz/

Saku's crying noises are hilarious

ʙᴜʏ ʜɪɢʜ
sᴇʟʟ ʟᴏᴡ

RED LINE GO DOWN

Investing in cryptocurrency in a nutshell

Daisy Mae answering her nook phone: yes hello....she bought, good....Dump it.

That was a bad move, but not as bad as me trading away two near mint condition Pokémon Platinum cards for a beat up Kingdra card when I was about twelve.

I can totally imagine matsuri watching this and just being like    ''ameteur''