i love how everytime he’s sneaking around in a house he keeps acting all paranoid saying “there’s somebody here” as if he isn’t the intruder

I never made the connection before with the opening.

You've been bailed from jail.  Which means you are still going to trial for something eventually. So the whole time you're out on bail awaiting trial you're stealing a bunch of shit and selling it at a pawn shop.

This game just became a lot funnier in context of this person being some kind of fucking kleptomaniac that doesn't give a shit if he gets caught while already on the way to a conviction.

Jerma hears a noise he wasn't expecting and for the next thirty seconds panics and tries to kill any living being within sight

The way the auto play went from the pink panther theme to
Classical dubstep kills me

He sounds so old. I hope hospice is going well for him 😢

Jerma having a staring contest with homeowners then loudly breaking a window after they go about 50 feet away and wondering why the police were called is such a Jerma thing lmao

>softlocked
end game is an option
>softlocked
>spends 3 hours trying to get off the stairs

the pink panther trap remix is killing me

He struggles with YouTube auto play like a substitute teacher would. His past haunts him every stream

the voice line of the police saying "you're under arrest!" sounds just like Jerma

"im like a normal person right?"  

stands behind backyard fence at eye level and stares

The auto-generated chapters are genuinely kinda funny

1:11:50
"I broke a window and youre getting the helicopter in here?"
as Jerma basically has a hostage in the house he broke into lmao

I'm pretty sure the home owners are gonna care a lot more about the SHATTERED TOILET than the singular broken plate he was sent there for.

idk why but the extended first person thief arms is so perfect for jerma

Steal: “T H E  C H I N A.”

i’m losing it at the mental image of someone walking into a room to see a thief stealing a painting, and the thief panics and runs in random directions while still holding the ginormous painting and freaking out because he actually physically cannot put it down

the fiction of a burglar bumping fur elise dubstep in their headphones to break sinks to is so good

you can tell he's never broken into someone's house irl lmao

I watch Jerma because it's so frustrating to watch him play anything lol. It's so funny, but he doesn't see context clues or pop ups like ever haha