Bartender: I’m very attracted to you, probably because you remind me of my dead girlfriend.
Us: Thank you 😅

Plot twist: we’re the twin sister of his dead girlfriend! Our parents got divorced and we never knew

THE GASPS HAD ME DIEING OF LAUGHTER WHEN WE WERE IN THE BAR AND THAT GUY TRIED GRABING THE KNIFE🤣

Omg- Exes to lovers!?

Bartender:- "Oh wow your mom taught you how to cook?"
Me:-" PFT, dude I wish, She had the same fate as your gf"/j

nah, she really was a good cook, though, i probably would have burnt them pancakes.

Oh my God the face I made when he just said oh yeah she died. It was one of those oh shit Kind of faces

I just cried for 40min then saw this and automatically my terrible day was better

Ty

How many times we gotta be saved before we aren’t able to 😭

We need a part 3, this is just way too good. I haven't smiled from of an asmr like this in a while

WAIT….PEANUT BUTTER ON PANCAKES?
MATE WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING

wait what if- the gf didn't really pass away??

Hey everybody I hope you have a good day, make sure you take care of yourself 💞💖

5:36 pov: she said I've seen bigger

Pancakes? Sir, we eat waffles in this house.

Plottwist: we are actually his dead gf

Part 3 maybe? 🌚

GEICO APPROVES🦎!!

-Remember fifteen minutes could save your 15% or more on car insurance bla bla ye

-Also please do remember to eat, stay hydrated and that you’re loved only if you like me and not state farm tho

Howl Jenkins approved

Ight gamers the dead girlfriend thing is some SERIOUS red flag territory

Yeah you are staying at my place i do not want to be alone where that creep can get me