Me:" Oh this is nice looks at name Weeb trash
Brain:" are we going to subscri-
Me:" YES

I come from generations of military men who served our country & have dozens of friends who served or are still serving in the military.  I appreciate how the soldier explains what serving really means & why so many do it. A warriors heart is one that feels duty bound to protect those they love. They willingly sacrifice so much to do so. It saddens me when people believe soldiers are just killing machines with no soul. They are amazing people who love their country, their families and friends. They stand on the front lines & run towards danger so we can be safe. Thank you for understanding a soldier’s heart & showing that here.

Him: We should stop for a minute
Me: THANK THE LORD I CANT WALK ANYMORE 😂😂

“Don’t make a sound”
My tics: “WWWWOOOOOOWWWWW FUCKER!!!”

Me: sees video
Also me: unholy screeching

Him: can you keep up
Me: ya I’ve been doing track and field since I was...
Him: no
Me: no

"Can you run?"
Laughs in swimmer with no speed on land sure

"U ever thought of becomming a soldier"
No cuz blood is way to scary

Plot twist: the female listener has wings 😂

omg im genuinely so happy to see another upload from you!  the sound effects are as on-point as ever and your scripting and acting really sell the scenario.  👌
i dig the slowburn feel of this series.  feels very natural.

Him : Let's keep going we need to get far away as possible
Me : ....ok let's go to Fiji...
Ha

Him: have you tought of also becoming a soldier?
Me: *Victorian era medieval torturing flashback* A l w a y s

No, I KNOW I wouldn't enjoy being carried. I have a crippling fear of being seen as weak or needing someone else to take care of me.

You actually carried me?

(passes out again)

I left my playlist on shuffle and started falling asleep, then I just hear "wake up, wake up we gotta move"

Of course, give the enemies a Russian accent 😂😂🤣🤣

"I wanna help people. We're not bloodthirsty killers." Oh you sweet, summer child

"Stay close to me and don't make a sound."








me: Rawr.

Plot twist: he is just a hallucination from the blood loss. It’s your brain trying to keep your mind in the right place and conscious 😂

I literally screamed out with happiness love your work

Hope there’s a part three soon! Think I may have found a new favorite audio channel