Bro just IMAGINE if Adam ever said he doesn't tip on Ubers, what Nick would say lmao

5 years later and we got waymos

“Tipping is harmful and exploitative and that’s why I won’t be tipping you”
-the podcasting millionaire

Nick sits with his legs crossed in the back of the car

its a good thing Nick is funny, he doesnt really have any other redeeming qualities

It's funny how Adam namedrops Chapo Trap House instead of Cum Town and the woman still got mad at him.

Not gonna lie, I really like this GTA driver. Homie drives smooth and chill.

I'm starting a ride share service called Roam Dome. It doesn't cost money but you have to give the driver road head. Tips are optional. Just the tips are encouraged.

My favorite thing to do is cuss out my Uber driver until they're about to cry and then get out and leave them a 5 star review

Real socialism is not tipping your Uber to send a message

I give this compilation a five star gayting

8:22 "Well I got out of vietnam.. got a bitch pregnant, and the circus was in town.."
Stav fucking explodes

Turns out it was 3 years until self driving cars were on the road

2:12 He doesn't understand that it was a scam conversation meant to guilt him into tipping big.

What's funny is Adam's "I don't use Uber" comment ended up being an incidental power move as that lady ended up throwing a multi post tantrum about it on twitter

Got out of Vietnam.
Got a bitch pregnant.
Circus was in town.

Lmaooooo CLASSIC

Tips shouldn't even exist, it's an excuse to not pay your workers when they can very much do it

stav loved that black sandwich joke because he loves sandwiches

Every NYC cab driver having the intro of Head Like A Hole playing in their head is such a sleeper joke

Last time i got in an uber the driver was a trans person who kept talking to me about magic the gathering
Sadly they/them passed too much as a cute girl and as a gay man i had no interest in a sexual encounter with someone so feminine