“I seduce the chest”
“Roll Charisma”
“What”
“What”

"Even the Sun and Moon take turns to shine" holy shit that spoke to me.

I laugh snorted at the 1 1/2 hours investigating a goose. D&D be like that sometimes...

"Bullet points are  luxury... for dms whose players don't spend an hour... investigating a FUCKING GOOSE."  

I laughed so hard at this.

Anyone else want to see a little video with a bunch of these tik tokers that takes place at Quincys tavern but it turns out he’s a level 20 sorcerer and just obliterates everyone at the end

Having two bullet points is not 'ready for the session'
Me: "I've done more with less"

Starlight genasi just sounds like the most badass thing out there

God damnit Quincy out here making me cry

"I spend hours and hours every week planning how I'm going to traumatize my friends." Me, a fanfiction writer: oh, me!

Magic Mike was genius.

I have never played D&D in my life but I have fallen down a rabbit hole of D&D videos.. Gods am I not disappointed, this is great.
4:44 why am I crying?

0:46 that was me till Matt Mercer created Echo knight 9:00 starts taking notes as these are fire ideas for variants

I want that candle Quincy has at 4:10

Also Quincy is and will always be my favorite DnD content creator <3 they're an amazing cook, a great writter, and a pretty cool individual

"Even the sun and moon take turns to shine"
Friggen Quincy out here being a legend

3:54 wow, that's kind of a phenomenal character

Never experienced this “the whole party loves NPCs thing. I’m always struggling to get my party NOT to murder them somehow

9:00 - Relating to the weird D&D race alterations, I've got several characters on standby for a campaign (we're expecting a lot of character death), and most of them are oddly altered (all are DM approved).
- Snake-necked Tortle (long-necked boi)
- Plumed Basilisk Lisardfolk (can run on water)
- Boston Dynamics robo dog Warforged (with two grabber tails)
- Rusty Spotted Cat Tabaxi (2ft tall ball of fluff and rage)
- Lyrebird Aarakocra (can mimic any <5sec sound)

9:25
Well the only issue I have with that is that it's a evolved trait, so even a Drow raised on the surface will still have it.

3:54 can we all just appreciate this wholesome fella?