0:15 "You are the prettiest girl, but Daddy's the prettiest ✨️princess✨️.

"i don't even kill ants" is such a telltale thing to say to mean you THINK you know what empathy is

The cop yelling "grab her" is the equivalent of walking into a McDonald's and the kid behind the grill starts yelling "flip the burgers" at you because they're burning.

"I'M NICE. WHATDOYANEED, I'LL GET IT FOR YOU. DON'T BE SCARED."

"today I hit a leg so stanky it required medical intervention" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That grandma talking to Alexa is both hilarious and heartwarming. She's so nice about things 🤣.

“STOP DRINKING MILK ARE YOU A ARE YOU A CRIMINAL?!”

I like how the girl with the plane faces one doesn’t get mad— she laughs.

3:07 the fact hes still wearing the hippie glasses while in the hospital KILLS me😂😭

The way Joe closed the laptop and went "Huh?" is sending me

"GRAB HER! Aren't you a good citizen??" "What do you mean?" Perfect response LMAOO

"You can say trump"
"Cheese"
Got me wheezing😂

The way he’s so concerned that Anthony is drinking straight milk & the cut to Anthony holding his mug full of milk is actually hilarious 😂

The phone dropping in the oil and then hearing a gurgling scream was so funny

The baby with the backup pacifiers is classic wholesome funnies.

I love Tiny IKEA Bag Man.

0:38 he's just gotta make sure that his nose stays flat

please the twink with the bag is such an icon

THE WAY THAT LITTLE GIRL CUT THE HEAD OF THE MERMAID LIKE SHES A PROFESSIONAL😂💀😅

8:00 that’s murder in her eyes.