Can you imagine a kid running up to Superman and giving him a hug in the Snyderverse? Because I can't.

If I try really hard, I can picture a really awkward scene where Superman doesn't know how to react. Then finding out too late that the child is actually a suicide bomber.

You don't get it. Batman's armor was an Ubrikkian prototype, polished with woodoo hide to make it so shiny Superman would get distracted.

Remember when “we think this movie might be a little too smart for the audience” was part of the marketing campaign?

That aged well, didn’t it.

I love that Lex Luthor helped Rich Evans with this review.

Doomsday is Jesus. Batman is Jesus and Superman is Jesus. And Lex is Jesus. How hard is it to understand?

"what does the bat stand for?" - "it's not a bat, where I come from, it represents hope"

"murder man vs captain collateral damage" hahahaha

RIch looks like he's being interviewed for his upcoming rap album

It amuses me to think about Batman trying to walk up the stairs to the rooftop of that warehouse while wearing the giant metal Batman suit.

The Snyder DC years were wild

I like how Superman ignores the screams of people trapped inside a falling building (that he destroys) but can hear Lois from miles away.

"Maybe Zack Snyder is just a bad filmmaker?" ROFL!

Jack: "Superman is a religious figure in these movies."
Rich: "So's the pope. Where's Lex Luthor's plan to kill the pope?"

“This movie was made by dumb people for dumb people to make them think they are smart.” - Jack Packard. An excellent summary of the "event" BvS has turned into. People is defending a half-cooked pop corn flick as if it were the Citizen Kane of the Superheroe genre.

I think the reason I didn't get caught off-guard by him smashing the predator drone at the end is because he'd already destroyed the city.  We already know he's an arsehole who doesn't care about collateral damage.
It actually made sense, by that point, that he'd respond so violently.

What DOESN'T make sense, is that we're told he's meant to be a hero.

Inconsistent.

BvS is like Lethal Weapon, Superman is a loose cannon and Batman is too old for this shit. Buddy Superhero duo Comedy of the year!

Oh man. " You don't understand it " is THE worst comeback EVER.

whoever wrote "flash couldn't get there in time" bless you sir, bless you. I'm laughing so hard it hurts.

Rich needs to be a consultant on every comic book movie.  His ideas are always better than what we end up with.

Guys. Superman isn't Superman. He's Doctor Manhattan. Batman is Rorschach, Lex is Ozymandias; Snyder made Watchmen. Again. With the characters that story was criticizing. Fuck this movie.