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“Somehow Woody returned” - Toy Story 5

I remember when Andy didn't want to give up Woody, but Bonnie wanted him so badly that Andy let her have him -- and then she is disinterested?
I remember.
Pepperidge Farm remembers.

The audience: "I'm tired of this Grandpa!"

Disney: "Well, that's too damn bad!"

Toy Story should remain a three picture story. A beginning, a middle, and end, nothing afterwards.

The trailer makes it seem like Woody has a prominent role.

Out of all other shows they could have made a sequel, they keep returning to Toy Story that already ended on a good note.

I hate how they treat Buzz now. Was the same in 4, portrayed him as a fool

They crap on Buzz because of Tim Allen. That's why.

Jessie is the girlboss lead, Buzz is dumb and Woody have no self-respect anymore.

Series ended with the third movie. That's the end.

The Irony of some kid watching this movie next year, on an Ipad.

Toy story 4 and 5 is nothing more than a fever dream Woody is having.

Again… wasn’t the Toy Story franchise about how a toy’s purpose is to make a kid happy and to be there for them no matter what? Or that one of the prevailing themes is about being unselfish…?

Woody in TS4: Weak, a push-over, wrong all the time, and bullied by every new character we see (God! Even Tin Toy looks at him weird for some reason.)
Woody in TS5: Bald, fat, supposedly "old", and the cast just bullies him about it.  Even if this doesn't make any sense, it's because Disney hates him with a DYING passion for some reason

It wasn’t Toy Story, it was Jessie story

Disney is a Misandrist Company

Both Woody & Buzz are castrated in this movie. Woody is bald and fat (when did toys start balding and gaining weight?), and bossed around by Bo Peep. Buzz is even worse. He not only tells Jessie, "You make the decisions, I just follow you", but at the end they literally feminize him. Jessie proposes to Buzz, then at the wedding she is altar waiting for him (which is supposed to be the groom's role), he is escorted to the altar (which is supposed to be the bride's role), literally WEARING A DRESS AND HOLDING FLOWERS!. Then Jessie takes control, grabs him in her arms and bends him backwards, like she's the man and he's the woman, and gives him a big kiss while he closes his eyes and waits for it. As a male who was watching this film my young sons I was disgusted. Disney absolutely hates men now. Oh, and as we sat through all of the previews of upcoming animated films, not a single one that featured human characters had a male lead: Forgotten Island, Hexed, Cat in the Hat (unlike the book, the girl is now the take-charge character, over even the Cat himself). The only ones with male characters were all non-human: Paw Patrol, Minion, & Coyote vs. ACME (actually Coyote vs ACME had a real life male lead, who was, of course, the villain). Screw Hollywood and their hatred and destruction of men.

Be prepared for the new Shrek movie to be the exact same thing.