wubby you dont get it. she was so close to winning the argument and getting the secret prize you get if you outsmart the cops.

EVERY TIME i'm eating pizza outside this happens to me, its unavoidable.

No officer I don’t want to leave peacefully I want to acquire multiple felonies and go viral for my behaviour

This dialogue feels like that Patrick's wallet meme from spongebob

Main character syndrome + a room temperature IQ is a hell of a combo.

Any normal person in this situation:
"Hi, this is private property, we don't want you sitting here, you need to leave"
"Hi, yeah sorry of course"
leaves

The more I see videos like this, the more I realise how easy it is to not be arrested

Her argument boiled down to "if you guys want me, a stranger, to leave your property, then you give the cops my information, even though you don't know who I am cause I'm a stranger who's loitering on your property".

That cop is a savage, I've never seen someone just literally throw someone into the back of a squad car until now. I approve of this method.

“Is it a law to not-“

“YES” 😂

I didn’t notice the dreads until far too late

i cannot believe his name is actually john cop

felt like someone who watched a police audit short and just decided she knows all the laws.

Had my private property fight last week and im glad I got it over with, prayers to anyone that have their moment still ahead of them, crazy that we all have to go through that.

i love the grip WOODEN BATON has on chat

This woman is a chihuahua personified

damn, unfortunate that none of this was avoidable.

“I’m on probation, is this going to violate probation?”

Do none of these people read the papers they make you sign, listen to the people telling you your conditions, or the judge who sentenced them? How do you not know that getting in trouble on probation is a violation?

The fact that John Cop knows Wubby watches and thinks his reactions are funny is so wholesome.
Wubby should do a stream with John Cop, I think they'd have fun with it

Dude i love this cop. Something about a no nonsense cop gets me. But one with his accent, it kills me with laughter.