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The theory of Will slowly becoming Vecna’s new body while everyone forgets his birthday and other events WAS RIGHT THERE DUFFERS

"The family is still in the barn" is my favourite hanging plot thread for season 5.

The craziest part of this video to me is not how absolutely mindlessly mid and terrible the final season generally is, but that I genuinely kept forgetting about the dancing cows, stopped seeing them for 30-40 minutes at a time and then suddenly had a terrifying realisation they were there all along.

Which is to say, somehow those goddamn dancing cows managed to inflict a sense of horror better than stranger things season 5 ever did.

I watched this on a long plane ride and the lady next to me glanced over at my phone and gave a very bewildered look at what appeared to be 4 hours of dancing cows on a loop

the dancing cows are like subway surfers gameplay for me

The military solving the apocalypse by sealing it with sheet metal was actually genius foreshadowing to the Fortnite collab, where everyone can trap Vecna in metal boxes and blow his head off with a shotgun if they're good at the game

The dancing cows have a better character arc than everyone in Stranger Things.

As someone who only watched season 1, seeing the characters gun down army soldiers with machine guns in season 5 feels incredibly surreal

I'm sorry but the cows are frying me. I'm an hour in, and you can tell the amount of work that's been put into this video. It's very well written so far, and very clear, but the cows just fry me.

The contrast between the seriousness of your analysis and them is amazing.

“Just about managed to stretch it past the 10 minute mark” he said

“Brief analysis” he said

"Sorry for the dancing cows" our dude says like the dancing cows aren't exactly what this series deserves. I, for one, want to see MORE of the dancing cows!

Thank you for being the only person to acknowledge Hopper selling Eleven out to the feds. This is why this should have been a one-off. Netflix doesn't allow moral complexity. Same reason why they backed out of making Eleven directly responsible for Will's disappearance. It was so heavily alluded to in S1

I must admit, as bad as I feel for you that you've somehow sullied your work, the dancing cows make me irrationally happy

the dancing cows make me love humanity more. the fact my brain filters them out quickly and for vast stretches of time makes realize how stupid computers are in comparison

Oh boy a 4 hr long sheeve video, Im sure this video won’t contain anything that triggers my irrational fear for dancing cows

My brain starts to forget the cows are there

It’s ok I love dancing cows

0:55 im sorry you had to put cows over an INTERVIEW with the duffers. That’s some bullshit it’s not even part of the show 😭

I like how Will can see through the Demogorgons eyes...even though they don't have eyes and are blind