Wasn't expecting the Commando 101 on cleaning my knob today but here I am

Instructions unclear, knob stuck in shampoo bottle, send help

"I don't like guns all around me" - Joins the Marines. What a knob.

*Recruits crawling covered in mud*

Recruit: I can't see Corporal!

Corporal: Unlucky! Why don't you look for my sympathy!

Savage.

I'm 16 and signing up as a marine recruit in January, wish me luck

Shout in my face, drag me through mud, make me sweat, make me puke, fine. But make me iron all those clothes and make me chuck them on the floor, meaning I have to iron them again....😭😭😭

Lt Orlando Rogers - what a guy, sadly killed in a plane crash 2011. RIP.

Thats sad, Lt Orlnado Rogers was killed in a plane crash. RIP Lt Rogers

“Halt, identify yourself”
“Troop commander”
“Sorry sir”
😂😂😂

R.I.P Orlando Rogers

For anyone shocked by the shower part. Marines put a heavy emphasis on washing and they’re comfortable with nudity because they aren’t immature.

I am an American and I love the British and UK dark sense of humor and making jokes in the most difficult situations. They are exceptional and stoic war fighters.

Very difficult 32 weeks but at the end you make friends for life, from the gym, bottom field and out on exercise, tests you to heights you could never believe, I miss the military but most of all I miss the brotherhood. I was 929 troop and we used to call 924 troop the Hollywood troop.

Just in case anyone is wondering, recruit Williams went on to serve in UKSF

I like how the instructors are not screaming in your face, but show respect and kindness. But then they still make you crawl through mud, jump into icy water and rip balls off. It makes it seam almost sinister whilst keeping you motivated. It's important to like the people training you.

Recruit Williams went on to join the UKSF tier 1 operator SRR. He’s out now hence why I’m saying this  👏🏼 What a bloke

James Williams ended up joining the SRR. Good for him 🇬🇧

So much humour in this! "We'll soon suck that out of him" 😁

"Ethoze, of the commandoze" 🤣

"James 'Charisma' Smith" 🤣

As former PJ i had the honor of serving along side some Royal Marines. They are amazing professionals. I will always have the deepest respect for them and the Brits. We Yanks couldn't ask for a better ally. I get sick of civilians engaging in the ubiquitous and childish debates.  SEALS vs. SAS ect. that debate is inherently disrespectful on both sides.

Rest in peace Orlando Rogers and George Sparkz. Both true inspirations to all. We will never forget!