I hate it when someone misleads me with their neck

swapping out a girl who picked you with someone who rejected you just to confront her about why she said no instead of getting to know your date.. is certainly a choice

funny how dylan has usually no problem predicting movie plots... and yet a swiping video seems to be his kryptonite

the women are out here writing, driving trucks, going to law school, in the orchestra, modelling while all the guys are like UHHH yeah I go to the gym… I goon at noon😭

Who is this 34 year old? If he had a nose ring, he could pass for 20.

the editing contradicting him every time is killing me

the girl who was like “we finish each other’s-“ waiting for the guy to say “sentences” made me cringe SO bad i closed the app and waited for the cringe to go away

"same guy btw" editor is killing it with the Dylan roasts 😭

"An AI-Generated Human" is a perfect way to describe that man, it's borderline uncanny.

Dylan is in his employed era

90% of the time (in this show), the shorter guys reject the taller girls and then make pointed comments about women caring about their partners' height smh

The “insufferable power couple” literally started with, “He’s tall,” and “She’s blonde.” Match made in heaven.

That super tall black lady is GORGEOUS.

i thought you’d be hibernation atleast 4 months after that INSANE office video but holy shit here we are

the guy not opening his eyes for the third time in a row cracked me up so bad 🤣🤣🤣

The way Dylan’s voice gets higher when he’s so enthusiastic about something. Is SO funny 😭

I hate these shows because so many of them just don’t want to be embarrassed if it’s not reciprocated so they don’t swipe on anyone, like why are you even here?

I heard as soon as I came

dylan’s fit is giving the cool english teacher who sits on their desk and loves apples in a coming of age movie

“I love the guy with the boomerang, Suku”
Never change Dylan, never change