The Mess is posting at 10:00pm EST lmaoo

At the store with no list

Me immediately: "Oh no" 😂😂

Sydnee u have one of the most beautiful bone structure and ur teeth are a part of it so pls don't change it
( Obviously u can do whatever u want with ur body but gurl GURL)

Sydnee, your smile is beautiful! The dentist is scamming you. Forget the Invisalign! 🙅🏽‍♀️

Syds face when she heard geico caveman 🥺
that really was a deep cut to her, I’m dying 😂😂

It's me, I am the high friend 😩

That grocery store/egg story was funny af. I'm gonna get high and go grocery shopping too 😂

1:23 minutes in to this pod i just found and its going to be one of my regulars. ❤❤❤❤

"now it's 35" lmaoo Marie not letting that extra 5 go

53:08 "That's the most Karen thing you've ever said!" 😂😂😂💀

I love that sydnee believes she can force the winter season to end earlier if she changes what she wears. I believe in you, Sydnee.

Marie doubling down on the geico caveman comparison is MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 😭😭😭😭

Sydnee!! Dental assistant here - Dentists are perfectionists. They see teeth every single day and it’s their job to call out objectives and those objectives can get you over thinking! Your teeth look beautiful and straight already. if you want to be a perfectionist, sure do Invisalign! I don’t think you super need it. ❤️ BUT with Invisalign you have to brush / clean ur teeth so much. You have to wear those retainers 22 hours a day + you might have to get composite buttons on your teeth too. Also Invisalign can do some major things so I don’t think ur dentist would offer Invisalign unless you would be a good candidate for it.

"purnil" took me a min to figure out😭

oh shit it’s about me! lol

The beef with the groundhog is funny (sorry from a Californian)

Born & raised in Brooklyn. People are irritable in the summer humidity as well. I feel like people are happy in spring, but spring is like a couple hours on an April afternoon. You can take a nap and miss the whole season. By May its 80 and humid and I'm annoyed because I have to carry those little oil papers for my face and a travel size spray deodorant for work -_- I'm a nanny and people def suck in the summer.

“GoodT Ed Hardy’s” had me darn near screaming!!😂🤣😹

I love Marie’s deep laugh 😂😂❤

I thrive in the summer too! I can wear cute outfits without being cold. It needs to be at least 80 for me!!

Alsooo neither of you need any work done. You are both stunning ❤