Netflix's Castlevania anime sucks eggs. Let me tell you why.
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Outro song: Enderal Soundtrack (HQ): Through Sand and ...
I don't care that Warren Ellis is an award-winning comic book author. I don't care that Rotten Tomatoes and IMDb give this show glowing reviews. I don't care that it's better than most video game adaptations. We need to raise our standards.
Shows like Arcane, Fallout, and The Last Of Us have proven that video game shows can be phenomenal. Castlevania has no excuse. And I've heard the spin-off, Castlevania: Nocturne, is even worse?? How is that possible????
Castlevania game fans deserve better. Netflix fans deserve better. Anime fans deserve better. Horror fans deserve better. Warren Ellis deserves nothing but disdain for inflicting this circus of mediocrity upon me. And for all the other shit he did too.
Chapters:
00:00 Intro
01:48 Episode 1
06:23 Bland Protagonist
08:00 Generic Love Interest
11:10 Lame Villain
14:47 Emotional Climax?
17:35 Oops, forgot Other Guy
18:35 Season 1 Breakdown
22:22 A bit about flashbacks
24:26 Season 2 begins
36:49 Let's discuss Isaac.
40:03 Season 2 continues
57:12 Season 2 ends
01:02:07 Final thoughts
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Netflix's Castlevania anime sucks eggs. Let me tell you why.
Get the uncensored cut here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/castlev...
Follow me on Twitch here: Twitch: tempestinateacup
The allegations against Warren Ellis: https://somanyofus.com/
Drew NoLastName's review: https://geekmelee.com/2017/07/holy-sh...
Outro song: Enderal Soundtrack (HQ): Through Sand and ...
I don't care that Warren Ellis is an award-winning comic book author. I don't care that Rotten Tomatoes and IMDb give this show glowing reviews. I don't care that it's better than most video game adaptations. We need to raise our standards.
Shows like Arcane, Fallout, and The Last Of Us have proven that video game shows can be phenomenal. Castlevania has no excuse. And I've heard the spin-off, Castlevania: Nocturne, is even worse?? How is that possible????
Castlevania game fans deserve better. Netflix fans deserve better. Anime fans deserve better. Horror fans deserve better. Warren Ellis deserves nothing but disdain for inflicting this circus of mediocrity upon me. And for all the other shit he did too.
Chapters:
00:00 Intro
01:48 Episode 1
06:23 Bland Protagonist
08:00 Generic Love Interest
11:10 Lame Villain
14:47 Emotional Climax?
17:35 Oops, forgot Other Guy
18:35 Season 1 Breakdown
22:22 A bit about flashbacks
24:26 Season 2 begins
36:49 Let's discuss Isaac.
40:03 Season 2 continues
57:12 Season 2 ends
01:02:07 Final thoughts
Keywords for a hungry algorithm: horror, Netflix, anime, writing advice, the Witcher, Geralt, Blood of Zeus, Vampires, Nosferatu, show bad funny meme idk man they told me this helps when ur channel is new
This video is just me experimenting with a hot take style ❤
I will almost certainly return to Castlevania in the future to discuss season 3 and possibly 4. I just have a few other videos I’m crazy excited to make first!
Up next is a video about historical linguistics in Robert Eggers’ 2015 film The VVitch. After that, for pride month, I want to talk about the beautifully portrayed queer relationships in Our Flag Means Death.
If you liked this video, I hope you’ll stick around to see what I’m cooking up! I learned so much making this video and I actually cannot wait to take it forward into my next few projects 😊
Edit: health stuff has made it hard to work on anything for this channel but I hope to come back some day ❤