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Endlessly grateful that you haven't deleted old videos

"I'm impossibly ideal in body type and people think I'm pretty, but I don't think I'm pretty because insecurity issues are super hot and popular."
what the frick

true self love is bulk buying enough copies of your book so you get on the New York Times Bestseller list

She read My Immortal said "i can do better" and then didnt

Conspiracy theory; the person you bought the second hand book from is the author cause she has so many copies. Then, she doesn’t send it for ages so that you just buy a new copy. She gets more money and gets rid of more books. It’s all a win for her.

the dialogues literally sound like the dialogues from those Episode stories

When literal fanfiction you can find online for free and probably written by 13 year olds with no writing experience is better, there's a problem.

"New York Times Bestseller (For 23 hours)"

that's freaking hilarious 😂

So the entire book is like a filler episode

I don't know what universe you're from, but I ALWAYS make sure to describe my thigh gap to my mom before starting an argument with her.

The idea of the self-insert fanfiction I wrote when I was 13 being published and being put on the new york times best seller list sounds like my nightmare, but this person wanted that, she wanted people to read this so badly that she cheated to get MORE VISIBILITY for her self-indulgent fluff.

I personally DON’T think about every single detail of my appearance while sitting in a car, but I did once stare at my reflection so long that I forgot it was MY REFLECTION and thought I had pretty eyes.

This  book inspired me to just start writing my novel because if this book can get published so can mine lol

No one:

YA heroine: i dOnT hAvE A tHiGh gAp!

All those boy bands, and they forgot Big Time Rush? This truly IS a travesty to literature

"It's zAde, not zAHd." Says her real name is Shaharezade, where it is pronounced "zAHd". 1001 Nights of Confusion

"It's like 'aid', but with a 'Z'"
Me: AIDZ?

“A scam book for mortals” IM DYING

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