UPDATE 2: "My Dad Guess JoJo Stands Part 2: Stando Boogaloo" is out now! Go give it a watch! https://youtu.be/BJjyAIr1McA

Update: as of finishing Steel Ball Run, I have determined that Joseph is no longer the best JoJo. It's Johnny. And also Giorno. Please ignore the edit around 2:40. Thank you and have a good day.

STAND USER: 『 Your Dad 』


STAND NAME: 『 Robolizard 』

“He’s some kind of zippers guy..”
English dub writers: “write that down! Write that down!”

Everytime he wanted to put "gold" in the name of a stand, I was like "No, we're not at part 5 yet"

I have been a JoJo fan for years, but today I understood how well the name "JoJo's Bizzare Adventure" fits for someone who doesn't watch it.

Ur dad sounds like he is having a good time

“hes got a bunch of knuckles and hes upset” thats basically it

Dad: “Alright Muhammad Avdoooool”

Avdol: 👆🏾YES, I AM 👇🏾

"Dio! This is a guy who looks like a scorpion"
Dad is a scarily accurate judge of character

This dad is so accepting. Mine still hasn't come back from the gas station, it's been 17 years.

EDIT: Y'all got an awesome sense of humor to like this dumbass comment so much.

Silver chariot is probably the most straight forward stand.
You can tell just by looking at it
1. He poke
2. He fast

i headcanon that Joseph called Hermit Purple "Thornfist" before Avdol gave it a proper name

6:33 on another note, fools gold would have been SUCH A COOL NAME FOR HIS STAND

Bruh the way he said “Jotaro Kujo” im immediately blown away by the fact he didnt butcher tf out of it

Is your Dad part of the localization team?

"Sir Chrome" sounds exactly like something they'd go for after "Zipper-man."

He got practically everything wrong but I'm still somewhat impressed by his powers of observation and imagination. I think he'd do a lot better with MHA quirks since they're simpler and given away better by character design.

"Stairway to Heaven"
is the original name of Made in Heaven.
The stand's name differs in JUMP and tankoubon.

"this is a wierd game you play"
"i-its an anime"
"i guess..."

I like your dad. His guesses aren't bad. And he actually isn't too bad about pronouncing names he's never seen before. Also, this is so wholesome it hurts.

“So it’s like a patronus.”

You’re a wizard, JoJo.