The last Twilight movie is called "Breaking Dawn Part 2".

I don't split videos into part 1s and 2s.

This is one video about one movie.

I believe in you guys. You'll get through this together.

Headcanon: Jacob saying "So should I start calling you dad?" has nothing to do with the events that have unfolded. He just thinks Edward is daddy

I love how Alice is universally attractive to every queer person I've ever interacted with

CJ being down bad for every single character makes this video essay so much better.

I love the way you yell at me about a movie that I have yet to see.

The sudden “do that to MEEEEE” absolutely killed me.

I feel so validated that:
1) someone finally recognized the genius of the fake fight
2) someone understands how complex the characters were portrayed randomly in this last movie despite there being no need or precedent for that
3) someone thought way too much about the ramifications of everyone's powers as well as how they interact with each other and create chaotic feedback loops of psychic ability like I did whenever I watched these movies

the bi-lighting, the crinkled up Twilight posters, the t-shirt, the deep seeded dive into all of my mixed feelings about twilight and why i revisit these movies often

sarah z’s “i cannot stress how much a baby was fallen in love with” is one of the fucking funniest lines of dialogue ever written and spoken and i just hope she knows that

When you asked if Edward has panoptic vision, a wave of body horror cascaded over me. Truly chilling to imagine Edward Cullen being the All Seeing Eye in every room he's in, using a crowd of people like a series of security cameras he's monitoring. Stephanie truly harnessed some kind of wild genius energy when she wrote these books, if she were a more practiced writer they could have been very different.

Bella is canonically a terrible and uninterested mother in the books. nothing, not even her own child, takes precedence over the love and obsession she has for Edward. she pretty much passes off her motherly responsibilities to Jacob and Rosalie because they’re more interested in having a relationship with Renaissance than she is. so I thought Kristen’s performance was great LOL

This is literally the only channel on YouTube and I’m grateful for it

"I had a bout of poor mental health lately, and instead of seeking help I rewatched all these movies with a little bit of drool coming out of my mouth..." is the story of my life

“Fuck the fortune teller I want the PLOT ARMOR” THIS SENT ME OUT INTO ORBIT. This video scratched an unreachable part of my brain and I’m here for it.

Jacob being Rasputin’s Pokémon is honestly the only interpretation of their relationship that I’ll accept now

I think I've watched this video 15 or 20 times by now. The cadence. The insight. The vocabulary. The pop culture references. The pure comedic timing. It's all just a masterpiece. It is, dare I say it...GOOD ART. Thank you, CJ, for making this.

I grew up with chickens and when we wanted them to zone out we flipped them upside down instead of covering their eyes.

Alice's visions support the idea that free will exists in the Twilight universe but the whole phenomenon of imprinting among werewolves points towards determinism and they also happen to be the only beings Alice can't have visions of. I really want to believe it's an accident that Steph wrote the only non-white people in her series as the ones unable to write their own destinies but given her background and stances on other topics I'm not too hopeful. Anyways isn't it crazy how 9/11 lead to all of this

Marcus accepted death bc his partner was killed forever ago and since then he's been miserable and just waiting to die and i love that they added that small bit with such few words

the feeling of “this world is unintentionally so complex and interesting what the fuck” juxtaposed with “and then we replace fire hydrants with gas cans and don’t tell anybody” is actually religious