You know she could've avoided all of the embarrassment and still used the Christian site if she had just told him she was a recent convert and still had stuff to learn.

I get it. The school sign is made of driftwood.
That's the twist.
The stupid, stupid twist

"Who puts up videos at three in the morning?"
Brad: "Oh boy, 3 AM!"

"I just want a guy who will look at me for 10 seconds then smile" Yet when the homeless guy across the street does it....

You know,  there's a dating site for farmers. Now THAT would have been a better movie.

"We're in America, Eduardo, speak English"
"...No, we're in Mexico."
"EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD BELONGS TO AMERICA!!!"

as someone who was forced to go to bible study as a kid,I can actually relate to the not knowing where the fuck anyone else is reading from and flipping to a random ass page and hoping nobody would notice.

I always hated in movies how a character forces some introvert to "Live" more, "Let loose", or "You know, have fun". Because when someone doesn't do what you like to do, clearly they've been wasting their life.
"Get your head out of the books and dance like no one's watching."
"But I like books."
"Too bad!"

So if you date a Christian you can look forward to awkward, boring dates, no action, and frequent Bible study. Got it. Thanks, Christian Mingle!

That's nothing... I lied about being a Mormon, and now I've got three wives!

I'm still waiting for the Farmers Only: City Folk Just Don't Get It movie

Christian Mingle: That Moment You Realize A Few Entertainment Industry Personalities You Used to Enjoy Have Hit Rock Bottom.

I can't believe her relationship with Sonic the Hedgehog didn't work out

Even if she's not a Christian, she's an American. She should easily know what they're like. Oh wait, I forgot; this is one of those religious films, so the characters in this all have to be one-dimensional stereotypes and every Christian has to be Ned Flanders.

Gretchen, stop trying to make dating site-based movies happen! They're not going to happen!

I'm always amazed at dialogue like what's in this movie. The Christian guy is like someone that's been brain washed and doesn't know how to relate to people like a normal human being. Most of the Christian people I know don't act like brain damaged frozen mannequin statue people. They just talk like normal people. I feel like if he went to Mayberry that it would make Barney Fife look like a demon possessed Scarface.

How did she grow up in the US and never meet a Christian? I mean literally, you can't be this clueless on this religion. It's like someone growing up in Northern India and being completely clueless about Buddhism. Makes no sense.

You know I think I finally know what the DOVE foundation has in common with these movies: lots and lots of bird poop

I can't wait to see Tyler Perry's Black People Meet: The Movie

Christian Mingle - Fake it 'til you make it.